Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
The Therapist (2019)
Stephanie Beatriz: Rosa Diaz
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Quotes
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Jake Peralta : [Looks around the bullpen, sees some big water bottles and starts formulating an idea] Bottles. Boyle. Bullpen.
Terry Jeffords : What are you...
Jake Peralta : Uh-buh-buh. Bottles, Boyle, bullpen.
[Beat]
Jake Peralta : Bowling.
[Cut to Boyle, strapped on a chair, ready to act as a human bowling ball]
Jake Peralta : Behold, Brooklyn buddies, Boyle bullpen bottle bowling.
Charles Boyle : Beautiful.
Jake Peralta : Be brave, bro. Be brave. Bowl!
Rosa Diaz : [Boyle knocks over all the water bottles] Bam!
Charles Boyle : Bull's-eye!
Jake Peralta : Booyah!
Elderly Eastern European Woman : Babushka!
Jake Peralta , Terry Jeffords , Charles Boyle , Rosa Diaz , Elderly Eastern European Woman : [Beat] Babushka!
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Captain Ray Holt : [Diaz knocks on the door] Come in, Diaz.
Rosa Diaz : How'd you know it was me?
Captain Ray Holt : The restrained knock. Everyone else in this office plays my door like it's a marimba. The other day, Jeffords gave it three taps and two raps.
Rosa Diaz : Was he drunk?
Captain Ray Holt : One can only assume.
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Captain Ray Holt : [about Jocelyn, Diaz's girlfriend] Now that the squad has all met her, surely you can't object to her having some rice with Kevin and me?
Rosa Diaz : Okay, it's just that you can be a bit judgmental.
Captain Ray Holt : What a stupid thing to say. Name one time when I have been judgmental.
Rosa Diaz : Okay.
Captain Ray Holt : [flashback] What a stupid thing to say.
[Back to present]
Captain Ray Holt : Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.
