- Joel Hammond: [Looking at mutilated body in freezer] Not quite sure how we make that look like an accident.
- Sheila Hammond: What if he got sucked up into a jet engine?
- Joel Hammond: Times have changed since 9/11, honey. You can't just drive a corpse onto a runway and throw it into a jet engine anymore.
- Sheila Hammond: Another freedom gone forever.
- Joel Hammond: What are we going to do? We can't kill that little fucker now. That life insurance policy is literally his life insurance policy.
- Sheila Hammond: Well, at least we gave him the serum so he won't go feral.
- Joel Hammond: Great. He'll have all his faculties when he leads his undead army as it eats its way through America.
- Sheila Hammond: Maybe we should kidnap him. He can't turn anyone if he's in our basement.
- Joel Hammond: I don't want him in our basement! I'm never going to get a ping-pong table down there!
- Sheila Hammond: We'll head there after midnight and detonate Bob.
- Abby Hammond: This is my fault. I feel like I should do it.
- Joel Hammond: Uh-uh, young lady. You're still grounded from your first bombing.
- Abby Hammond: I know this is going to sound sarcastic, but this is a great plan, and I'm really impressed with you guys.
- Joel Hammond: Don't listen to her honey, it is a great plan.