- Abby Hammond: When I was little, you said I could grow up to be anything I wanted, and I want to be someone who gets to use this sweet-ass knife.
- Jean: She's got some mouth on her, your mother.
- Abby Hammond: It's the teeth you really have to worry about.
- Abby Hammond: Did you get through all the trials?
- Eric Bemis: Yeah. You wanna see some footage of your dad falling backwards into his own murder-hole?
- Abby Hammond: I've been home for 15 seconds. Why is this the first I'm hearing about this?
- Abby Hammond: So what are all these pills for?
- Jean: One of them makes my kidneys work. One of them makes my heart not stop. One of them makes me crave potatoes, but I sure hope it does something else.
- Abby Hammond: I would take the potato one recreationally... make a night of it.
- Jean: I also have a disease that supposedly only cats get.
- Abby Hammond: That would explain all your hissing.
- Sheila Hammond: How'd it go with you guys?
- Joel Hammond: Mostly OK.
- Eric Bemis: Joel touched me.
- Sheila Hammond: Excuse me?
- Eric Bemis: OK, I realize how that could be misinterpreted. I consented.
- Joel Hammond: It's not getting better.
- Eric Bemis: I mean we had a productive day and then a nice talk which was capped with a paternal side-hug.
- Jean: [to Abby] Why'd she drag you over here? You being punished for something?
- Sheila Hammond: Not at all. I'm just trying to teach Abby how rewarding it can be to help others.
- Jean: Oh, isn't that great? I love being a prop in other people's lives.