Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
We Let People Die Every Day (2019)
Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond
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Quotes
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Joel Hammond : Tommy bravely served our country and we all owe him a debt of gratitude.
Sheila Hammond : That's right. He was in Operation Desert Thunder!
Joel Hammond : Storm.
Sheila Hammond : He was in Operation Desert Thunderstorm!
Joel Hammond : Drop the Thunder.
Sheila Hammond : Operation Drop the Thunder!
Joel Hammond : Desert Storm. Operation Desert Thunderstorm. Goddamnit!
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Joel Hammond : On the other hand, if we saw a plane hurtling towards someone's house, wouldn't we warn the people inside?
Sheila Hammond : What if when we knock on their door, they threaten to make non-consensual love to our skulls?
Joel Hammond : If it's non-consensual, it wouldn't be love.
Sheila Hammond : Good point, sweetie.
Joel Hammond : It just seemed important to say.
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Joel Hammond : Chris and Christa are here.
Sheila Hammond : Great. Let's go save her life so she can die naturally one day in a tanning bed accident.
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Joel Hammond : Sheila wants to bite me so we'll always be together.
Gary West : Whoa. Do you want to be undead?
Joel Hammond : I want to be with her, but killing people and eating them? Like, even their butts and stuff?
Gary West : Oh, but don't worry. When you're undead, butts will taste like... Well, they'll taste like butts but you'll be way into it.
