- Abby Hammond: We have a problem. Remember when Sven and I went to the fracking site on our date?
- Eric Bemis: Oh, my God. You're pregnant.
- Abby Hammond: Yes, and it's triplets. I'm naming them Hey, Idiot and Pay Attention.
- Joel Hammond: Are you dating Eric? That is so cute
- Abby Hammond: Oh God! We're not dating.
- Sheila Hammond: Or whatever you kids call it today. "Smashing."
- Abby Hammond: Mom! Never be in public! It was a stupid misunderstanding. I can't believe Lisa's telling people.
- Joel Hammond: So you're not dating?
- Sheila Hammond: Or, "hooking?"
- Abby Hammond: Oh, my God! Goodbye!