Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)
Samuel L. Jackson: Darius Kincaid
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Quotes
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Darius Kincaid : Are you using pepper spray?
Michael Bryce : I'm on sabbatical.
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Russian Mobster : You're gonna tell us everything you know.
Darius Kincaid : I'm not telling you shit! Aaagh!
[Darius gets tasered by the Russian Mobster]
Michael Bryce : You can electrocute him all day, it'll only make him angrier
[the Russian Mobster moves in on Bryce with the taser]
Michael Bryce : I, on the other hand, will tell you everything.
Darius Kincaid : What? Really?
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Aristotle Papdopolous : You! Motherfucker!
Darius Kincaid : That's right, papa dick-less. You gotta earn the right to call us motherfuckers.
Darius Kincaid , Sonia Kincaid : Motherfucker!
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[after being rescued by Sonia, Darius realizes that Bryce is there as well]
Darius Kincaid : Baby! What in the absolute fuck is Michael Bryce doing here?
Sonia Kincaid : You said, "Baby, get me Michael Breese!"
Darius Kincaid : No! No, no, no. I said, "Baby, got get anyone BUT Michael Bryce!"
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Darius Kincaid : Now repeat after me, "I'm unlicensed, and I don't give a fuck."
Michael Bryce : I'm unlicensed... and that's terrible...
[Kincaid slaps Bryce]
Darius Kincaid : Again?
Michael Bryce : I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
Darius Kincaid : Louder!
Michael Bryce : I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck!
Darius Kincaid : Robust!
Michael Bryce : [yelling] I'M UNLICENSED AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Darius Kincaid : Great! Now let's go do what we do, and fuck some shit up!
Michael Bryce : Let's fuck some shit up.
[suddenly gets surrounded by Interpol agents]
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[last lines]
Sonia Kincaid : [to Michael] My baby cucaracha, you just signed the adoption papers.
Darius Kincaid : The what?
Michael Bryce : The adoption papers.
Sonia Kincaid : You are now our son!
Darius Kincaid , Michael Bryce : WHAT THE FUCK?
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Crowley : What do you need to stop Aristotle?
Michael Bryce : We need boats. And we need guns.
Darius Kincaid : [laughs] That's my motherfucking bodyguard.
Michael Bryce : And we need them?
[points to Interpol agents]
Darius Kincaid : What?
Michael Bryce : What are your names?
Gary : Gary.
Johan : Johan.
Michael Bryce : Gary, Johan, are you ready to get your fuck on?
Darius Kincaid : What?
Michael Bryce : That came out wrong. Not together. With us. That also came out wrong. You're gonna get your fuck on in an action context.
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Michael Bryce : I've had it with you two. I'm sorry to say this, Sonia, but you are crazy!
Darius Kincaid : Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way.
Michael Bryce : Why not? She'd make a terrible mother. I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care.
