- Gadi Becker: [to Charlie] We understand how you've spun a more dramatic fiction for your life. One that plays in interviews and auditions, at political forums with your so-called friends. One that feels more like you, than the ordinary, suburban reality. And we love you for it. Because we are just the same.
- [when Charlie is about to light a cigarette, Gadi slaps it away]
- Gadi Becker: I disapprove of women smoking.
- Charlie: And I disapprove of men who disapprove of women smoking.
- Kurtz: Do you have a problem with Jews? Ethnically, culturally, politically? We don't smell bad to you, have improper table manners?
- Charlie: No. Don't be stupid.
- Kurtz: Wonderful. Then I pray I can trust you won't jump out a window or vomit, if I say we are also citizens of Israel?
- Charlie: Do you have a bucket, just in case?
- Shimon Litvak: Message from Noah Gavron: "On no account will you admit to her that you are Israeli subjects. Insist that you pose as Americans."
- Kurtz: [Kurtz guffaws] I love it! Cable back: "Yes. Repeat: no."