- Zari Tomaz: Guys, I feel like it would have worked a little bit better with the real Trinity.
- [referencing "Arrow", "Flash" and "Supergirl"]
- Sara Lance: Yeah, well, I asked, and they said hard pass.
- Nate Heywood: We should have done a crossover.
- [Referencing "Elseworlds" episodes]
- Sara Lance: Yeah.
- Vandal Savage: Yeah, right, what a guy. I was sent here to torture him, but then we got to talking. Oh, it got really deep, man.
- Ray Palmer: It really did.
- Vandal Savage: What were we even fighting about all those years ago?
- Ray Palmer: Your compulsion for world domination and inability to accept rejection.
- Vandal Savage: Ah. Translation: it was about a girl.
- Nora Darhk: Girl? What girl?
- Ray Palmer: Doesn't matter. We should go.
- Nora Darhk: You doomed the whole planet!
- Ray Palmer: Look, I didn't have a choice. He was gonna kill Nate. Ii was the only way I could make sure my best friend would be safe.
- John Constantine: So that was the deal you made - his life for your body. Oh, Raymondo, you sweet, dumb son of a softie.
- Mona Wu: Hey! You haven't happened to see an ogre wandering around about yay high, likes to grunt, drink beer?
- Sara Lance: [annoyed] Ask Rory.
- Mona Wu: [about the magical fugitives] Stay calm, they smell fear.
- Gary Green: [nervous] What if fear is my natural scent?
- Henry Heywood: Not a bad show, if you ask me.
- Nate Heywood: Dad.
- Henry Heywood: Hello, Nate.
- Nate Heywood: [sadly] I missed you so much, Dad.
- Henry Heywood: I haven't been far.
- Nate Heywood: [getting emotional] Oh, I guess, um... Guess it sucks, dying before you're ready, huh?
- Henry Heywood: It sure does. Believe me, I went through all emotions. I mean, anger, worry. I had so many regrets, I almost missed my ticket to the happy place.
- Nate Heywood: What changed?
- Henry Heywood: I had faith.
- Nate Heywood: [pointing up] You're saying there's actually a...
- Henry Heywood: In you, Nate. And I was right to believe that my boy and all his freaky buddies would see this thing through. But you know the only thing missing from that big show of yours? Music.
- [sings the opening line to James Taylor's Sweet Baby James]
- Sara Lance: All right, Time bros...
- Ava Sharpe: And Time ladies.
- Charlie: And Time monsters.
- Mona Wu: And Gary.
- Sara Lance: As I was saying: Legends... our work here is done. Gideon, fire up the ship! It's time to hit it.
- Ogre: [Frederic has outdrinken Rory] Ogre wins again!
- Mick Rory: Cheating bastard, no one outdrinks Mick Rory!
- Gary Green: Hey, fellas. Sorry to break up all the fun, but, uh, technically, I wasn't supposed to allow any magical creatures out of the lab,
- [Frederic stands up and bites empty beer bottle to intimidate Gary]
- Gary Green: so On second thought, why don't you two finish up here? And I'll go, uh, track down the Minotaur.
- Ray Palmer: [possessed by Neron; shown on TV in Hell] Denizens of hell, for far too long, we have been forced to live like insects underneath the Earth. Soon, a door will open, Look to the sky and await my signal. With me as your king, we will make Earth hell again.
- Nora Darhk: So that's been his play all along.
- John Constantine: We best keep moving, loves, before all hell literally breaks loose.
- Fairy Godmother: Get up,Time's a-wasting,There are souls just waiting to be sold.
- Charlie: You're off your rocker, you old nag. This here shape-shifter don't take requests.
- Fairy Godmother: Shape-shifter? Is that all you think you are? You may have your human friends fooled, dearie, but you and I both know what you're truly capable of.
- Charlie: You don't know me!
- Fairy Godmother: Don't I? The shape your wearing, though lovely, is a costume, It's not who you really are, you aren't meant to hide, my pet, you are meant to show humans their greatest fears, and lucky for you, helping monsters fulfill their potential is what I do.
- Calibraxis: [Nora enters the torture chamber] Who the hell are you?
- Nora Darhk: [annoyed] Really? The dress doesn't sell it?
- Calibraxis: You didn't tell me you had a Fairy Godmother, John.
- Nora Darhk: Not his, Gary's
- John Constantine: And I thought I was the one being tortured.
- Calibraxis: Look, Princess, we got rules here in hell All right? You can't just lets go
- [Nora poofs him away]
- Calibraxis: .
- John Constantine: What are you doing?
- Nora Darhk: Going to find Ray, same way I found you.
- John Constantine: The only difference is Ray doesn't have a body.
- Nora Darhk: So let's go find his soul.
- John Constantine: His soul token, that's the currency in hell While a soul is being tortured, then its token is traded around town like money, As long as you have it, then you'll always have access to the soul, But since Neron is still topside, then his token's likely locked in his vault.
- Nora Darhk: Then let's go find it,
- [her wand doesnt work]
- Nora Darhk: Why isn't this working?
- John Constantine: I'm sorry, love, you can't just go poofing yourself into the vaults of hell, we'll have to find someone to help us break in, and I think I know just the person.
- Nate Heywood: You're not a horrible mother. You just have a lot on your mind.
- Zari Tomaz: I left our dragon egg in the care of nine-year-old me.
- Ava Sharpe: [entering] Has anybody seen Gary? Wait, what did you just say?
- Nate Heywood: I don't see her.
- Zari Tomaz: Okay, how do you know what nine-year-old me looks like?
- Nate Heywood: I'm just looking for the coolest kid in school.
- Zari Tomaz: Yeah, there's a lot I haven't told you about my childhood.
- Zari Tomaz: That's the spot where kids used to gang up on me and say "Zari, Zari, why your clothes so sorry?"
- Nate Heywood: Aww. I would have said "Zari, Zari, you smell like calamari."
- [seeing her look]
- Nate Heywood: Bullying is bad.
- Ray Palmer: Astra Logue. Name's Neron. I hear good things about you. Now that I'm taking over for your former employers, I...
- Astra Logue: Give it a rest, John. You think I can't see through your cheap little parlor trick?
- [waving his hand, Neron turns back into Constantine]
- Astra Logue: How'd you get out of the torture pit, anyway?
- [Nora enters]
- Astra Logue: Nice sparkles.
- Nora Darhk: Nice shoulder pads.
- Mick Rory: [lending Brigid's diary to Nate] Give it back when you're done. Buck and Garima's sexual odyssey is far from over.
- Nate Heywood: [at the opening of HeyWorld] Z, um... you and your mom are here.
- Zari Tomaz: I see them. I mean us. All right, stream's up. You look great, by the way.
- Nate Heywood: Oh, thank you for noticing. I showered.
- Nate Heywood: How's the clickety-clackety-hackety coming along?
- Zari Tomaz: Once Ava hits "record", this will stream out to about, you know, three billion people or so. No pressure.
- Nora Darhk: I found it. I found it; Ray's coin.
- Astra Logue: So long, then, John boy, for now.
- John Constantine: Whoa, hold on a minute. Our deal was for his soul, not a bleeding coin.
- Astra Logue: Fine. A promise is a promise.
- Ray Palmer: Nora, John, we're just about to start another game of Giant Jenga. You gotta meet my old friend. Well, technically, my new friend. We used to be mortal enemies.
- Vandal Savage: Oh, hi, guys. Well, you're in time for the next round.
- Gideon: Ms. Tomaz, your simulation program has detected a change in your presently predicted future.
- Zari Tomaz: Good change or bad change?
- Gideon: In one potential 2042, building HeyWorld leads to an era of understanding and tolerance. The Anti-Meta-Human Act of 2029 never passes, your parents live out their lives peacefully in Seattle. The future as you know it would be completely changed.
- Zari Tomaz: My parents. They're, uh...
- Nate Heywood: That means a piece of this crazy plan actually works. This is great news, right?
- Zari Tomaz: [learning of a change to her future] I've been running that stupid program for so long, I'd given up hope of it actually working. If this works, my brother survives... I never steal his totem back from A.R.G.U.S., I never join the Legends. Last two years wouldn't have happened. Who knows where I'll be or who I'll be?
- Sara Lance: [eavesdropping in the doorway] You'll be you. Because while we're at HeyWorld, you'll be here on the ship in the temporal zone, and you'll be safe.
- Zari Tomaz: Sara, I can't... I can't sit this one out.
- Sara Lance: Look, I'm not gonna lose another Legend. And who said we're not putting you to work? Look, we need to make sure what happens at HeyWorld is seen globally.
- Zari Tomaz: I-I can use the Eyes app as a back door into the phones that downloaded it.
- Nate Heywood: [quietly to Sara] Thank you.
- Astra Logue: This is John Constantine.
- Demon Bank Teller: [sarcastic] Oh, and me without my autograph book.
- John Constantine: No worries, love. Next time, yeah?
- Demon Bank Teller: Look, if you would like to convert his soul into cash, you need...
- Astra Logue: [pushing Constantine to his knees] Maybe you don't get it. Neron owns the marker on his soul, and Neron wants to torture him as soon as he gets here. But, hey, if you want to tell the new boss why his prized victim isn't waiting in his vault...
- Demon Bank Teller: This way.
- John Constantine: [Astra stands him up] Not so rough.
- Demon Bank Teller: [leading them into the vault] FYI, there's no bathroom in here, and I'm not feeding him. I'm a bank teller, not a...
- [she's knocked out, and Nora, having been invisible, appears]
- Astra Logue: Pretty cool for a grown woman wearing taffeta and a tiara.
- Nora Darhk: How does this work? We find a coin? There are thousands.
- Astra Logue: Some of history's worst.
- John Constantine: Yeah, I'd wager he's keeping it somewhere special.
- [seeing Astra pocketing coins]
- John Constantine: Hey, what are you doing?
- Astra Logue: What? Revolution's in the air; I've got to look out for number one. You were a golden opportunity to bankroll my future. I took it.
- Astra Logue: What do you want, John? And please tell me you're not here to make some sad, sappy plea for me to remember who I really am.
- John Constantine: I know exactly who you are. You're someone I can work with. Now, the Triumvirate, they were too short-sighted to take my deal, and now they are roasting rats for supper. But you're smarter than that, Astra. All I need is access to one measly soul, and in exchange, I'll go kill Neron, and your boys will be back on top.
- Astra Logue: This soul you're after... must be pretty special.
- Nora Darhk: He is.
- Astra Logue: I was special to you, too, John, once. And yet you left me down here to rot all these years.
- John Constantine: Astra, you can't...
- Astra Logue: I'm over it. I made the best of a bad situation, and guess what. I flourished. Down here, I had prospects, until Neron wiped his ass with them.
- John Constantine: So, do we have a deal?
- Astra Logue: Let's go rob the king.
- Mick Rory: Do I have something on my face?
- Ava Sharpe: Did you just sing?
- Sara Lance: James Taylor?
- Mick Rory: I don't sing.
- Ava Sharpe: [voice over] When the world needs heroes, they answer the call.
- Sara Lance: [as Supergirl] We'll be at HeyWorld, the new adventure capital of eastern Maryland...
- Nate Heywood: [as Green Arrow] Where we will hit fun in the bull's-eye.
- Gary Green: [as The Flash] And we'll give your children a flash of excitement.