The Flash (TV Series)

O Come, All Ye Thankful (2018)

Carlos Valdes: Cisco Ramon

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• Killer Frost : All right, boys, I'm tapping in.

  [in surprise, Sherloque spits out his drink] 

  Killer Frost : Okay, let me get this straight. You two losers are sitting here in what I can only assume is the cantina of a starship, drinking and eating terrible food when you could be eating and drinking amazing food with people who actually care about you.

  Sherloque Wells : All right, all right, look.

  Sherloque Wells , Cisco Ramon : When you put it like that...

  Sherloque Wells : She has a good point.

  Cisco Ramon : You have a good point, yeah.

  Killer Frost : And by the way, I have the least to celebrate this year, because I spent most of it unconscious.

  [turning to leave] 

  Killer Frost : You nerds coming to Thanksgiving, or what?

• Caitlin Snow : We heard what you had to say about not having a family.

  Sherloque Wells : Right.

  Caitlin Snow : And we here at Team Flash are sort of a family, and you're becoming part of that family, so we would like to invite you to celebrate Thanksgiving with us.

  Sherloque Wells : Caitlin, I'm afraid that I must decline, all right? Because I don't have a lot of reason to celebrate, and you of all people should sympathize with that.

  Caitlin Snow : Why should I sympathize?

  Sherloque Wells : You lost your father, right? And then you find him, only to discover that his body is being possessed by a icicle demon who's trying to kill all of Team Flash, yourself included. Not great, right?

  Cisco Ramon : Okay, that's enough, Debbie Downer.

  [to Caitlin, then to Sherloque] 

  Cisco Ramon : Don't listen to him. You know what? Maybe you should lay off the paint fumes.

  Sherloque Wells : Do you know what, young Ralph Macchio? You have nothing to celebrate either, right? What your last year has been, huh? Let me recap for you. First, heartbreak.

  [he pantomimes the sound of a heart breaking and Cisco crying] 

  Sherloque Wells : And then second, Cicada crushes your powers, forcing you to fake your own death, also not great, and as for me, multiple divorces have left me with a mountain of debt that's insurmountable. So this past year, not been very kind of any of us.

• Sherloque Wells : I don't understand. Explain again to me what the difference between this day and every other day in America?

  Cisco Ramon : It's a holiday when we all get together and celebrate and eat a ton of food. Like, a gross amount.

  Sherloque Wells : Again, what the difference between this day and every other day in America?

• Cisco Ramon : [seeing Sherloque aggressively throwing paint on a canvas]  What...?

  Sherloque Wells : Art is therapy.

  Caitlin Snow : So, Sherlock...

  Sherloque Wells : Sherloque. Simple pronunciation.

• XS : [after Barry is struck by lightning]  You guys, he's not breathing.

  Caitlin Snow : He's going into cardiac arrest. She needs to restart his heart.

  XS : What... how do I do that?

  Caitlin Snow : Rub your hands together to create lightning, and then give him a chest compression.

  XS : [doing so]  Okay. Okay.

  [trying again] 

  XS : Come on. Come on. Come on.

  [trying again] 

  XS : It's not working!

  Caitlin Snow : [seeing Barry flatline]  We lost him.

  XS : [crying, trying again]  No! No! No!

  [trying again] 

  XS : Please. Please. Please.

  [Barry jerks awake] 

  Cisco Ramon : [seeing his vitals are normal]  He's back.

• Iris West-Allen : Did you get anything from Mardon?

  Barry Allen : No, nothing that'll help us find his daughter. What about you guys? What'd you dig up?

  Caitlin Snow : Meet Joss Jackam. She is a delinquent teen turned amateur storm chaser. A self-taught expert in theoretical meteorology.

  Cisco Ramon : How do we know she's a storm chaser? 'Cause Helen Hunt here has a blog.

  Caitlin Snow : Mm-hmm. She lost her grant from the Science Center for doing too many dangerous experiments on the weather.

  Iris West-Allen : [seeing pictures from Joss' blog]  Well, it looks like she's way beyond the experimental phase.

  Caitlin Snow : Ooh, Weather Witch?

  Cisco Ramon : I'll allow it.

• Cisco Ramon : By the beard of Zeus, she's making a tornado out of lightning.

  The Flash : Cisco, how do I use this wand to stop this?

  Cisco Ramon : You can attract all the lightning to the wand. That'll take down the tornado, but all that energy will go through your body. You'll be a human lightning rod.

  [Barry glances at Nora, who glances at Joss' potential victims] 

  XS : It's okay. I know you have to go. Run, dad.

• Caitlin Snow : What's going on?

  Sherloque Wells : This guy, he try to explain the Thanksgiving holiday. He's failing miserably. What is this holiday? Please explain.

  Caitlin Snow : It's very simple, actually. It's just about getting together to celebrate our loved ones and family.

  Sherloque Wells : So simple. This is why I don't understand this holiday. I don't have any family.

  Cisco Ramon : Didn't you have, like, seven marriages?

  Sherloque Wells : I did have seven marriages. Five wives, seven marriages, but no family. This holiday is a cruel holiday.

• Cisco Ramon : There's an experimental cold fusion core from Mercury Labs in the plant, and if it blows...

  Caitlin Snow : It could take out the whole block.

  The Flash : I see it.

  Iris West-Allen : Nora, you've got to evac all the workers to safety. Barry...

  The Flash : Yeah, I know, I gotta grab the core.

  XS : No, no, no. Something doesn't feel right.

  The Flash : Just listen to Iris. Grab the workers from inside.

• Barry Allen : Where did that storm come from?

  Cisco Ramon : A storm like that coming and going, disappearing in a matter of minutes, it shouldn't be possible.

  Caitlin Snow : Unless someone was making it possible. I mean, we've seen that before.

  Iris West-Allen : Weather Wizard. But Mark Mardon is serving a life sentence at Iron Heights.

  Barry Allen : Let's make sure he's doing just that.

  [to Cisco and Caitlin] 

  Barry Allen : Let us know if any other weather anomalies pop up on the radar.

• Cisco Ramon : That's the other thing, celebrating the decimation of an indigenous culture so a bunch of greedy colonizers can get their turkey-lurkey on.

  [to Iris and Nora] 

  Cisco Ramon : Do you know about this? Do you know about the sham? The sham we call "Thanksgiving."

  Iris West-Allen : Okay, I'm sorry, am I... am I missing something? Since when did you guys become anti-Thanksgiving?

  Cisco Ramon : Since a bunch of guys wearing hat buckles fed us some old bull, wrapped in lies, stuffed in propaganda. It's a deception turducken.

  Nora West-Allen : Actually, I think the hat buckles weren't real, either.

  Iris West-Allen : Don't encourage him.

• Nora West-Allen : Dad, that weathervane, doesn't it look a lot like...

  Barry Allen : The staff she was carrying, yeah. Cisco, can you pull up the security footage from her attack on Iron Heights?

  Cisco Ramon : Sure can.

  Caitlin Snow : [seeing a still of Joss' staff]  It's infected with a satellite shard. She's got meta-tech.

  Nora West-Allen : Like Spencer Young's phone.

  Cisco Ramon : Look, she has instant lightning on command. There's no way you're gonna be able to get that staff from her. She's gonna have to give it up willingly.

  Iris West-Allen : Okay, listen, we got twenty minutes before she destroys the entire city, so what is the plan?

  Barry Allen : We only have one choice. We give her what she wants.

• XS : No Weather Witch in sight.

  Caitlin Snow : Okay, Singh cleared the perimeter, so it's free of civilians.

  Cisco Ramon : And our satellites are on weather watch for our Weather Witch. Nothing yet.

  Sherloque Wells : What? I wouldn't say nothing. My data leaves me to conclude that there is a artifically-created pressure system of uncertain origin heading rapidiment toward the downtown core.

  Cisco Ramon : Listen, Galileo, you can lick your finger and stick it in the wind all you want. Why don't you leave the actual calculations to actual compu...

  [his computer beeps] 

  Cisco Ramon : Oh, for Christ's sake.

  Sherloque Wells : And your exasperation leads me also to conclude that you have realized, although late, that once again I'm right.

• Mark Mardon : That's a pretty cool staff. Would you just... how about you just power that thing off for a sec and, uh, let your dad try.

  Weather Witch : Try this.

  Cisco Ramon : [a Hummer lands grille-first on Mardon]  Oh!

  Weather Witch : Oh, oh, don't feel bad. He was a selfish dick who abandoned his family. Anyway, thanks for helping me drop a truck on my dad.

  Mark Mardon : [the Hummer falls over, revealing he's just a hologram]  Uh, guys?

  Iris West-Allen : [at STAR Labs, wearing a VR headset]  What now?

  [taking it off] 

  Iris West-Allen : I didn't see the Hummer coming.

• Iris West-Allen : Barry, do you have eyes on Joss?

  The Flash : No, she's damaged the terminal so badly, the hangar's the only safe place. I'm evacuating everyone trapped on the tarmac.

  Caitlin Snow : I think I can bring Frost out. What can we do?

  Iris West-Allen : Flood control down at the marina.

  Nora West-Allen : Guys, how do we fight weather?

  Cisco Ramon : [getting an idea]  We fight weather with weather.

  Iris West-Allen : [understanding]  Nora. We still have Mardon's weather wand. I need you to get it from the archives and take it to Barry, okay?

• Cisco Ramon : A toast to...

  Caitlin Snow : Mm-hmm.

  Cisco Ramon : The thankless.

  Caitlin Snow : The thankless!

  Sherloque Wells : The thankless.

  Cisco Ramon : The thankless.

  Sherloque Wells : [raising their glasses]  Allez-oop.

• Iris West-Allen : So, it wasn't so much the taste as it was the crunch.

  Caitlin Snow : Wait, are you actually saying...

  Iris West-Allen : Yes, that was the year I found out why Grandma Esther's yams tasted so good, because she never cleaned her favorite skillet.

  Cisco Ramon : [everyone groans in disgust]  I take it this was also the year you stopped eating Grandma Esther's yams?

  Iris West-Allen : Mm-mm, I didn't say all that.

• [last lines] 

  Barry Allen : Guys, this better be good.

  Iris West-Allen : Yeah, we've got an after-Thanksgiving tradition called sleeping, so what's up?

  Cisco Ramon : It's good. Trust us. Detective.

  Sherloque Wells : Well, it occurred to me that if you, monsieur and madame West-Allen, you want to spend this holiday with your family, well, perhaps your meta-killer does, as well. So I had monsieur Cisco hack into the CCTV footage of the hospital and this is what we got.

  Iris West-Allen : [playing the surveillance footage]  Ever since Grace arrived, only one man has come to visit her. Every day. Including tonight.

  Sherloque Wells : Team Flash, I give you... Orlin Dwyer. Also known as...

  Barry Allen : Cicada.