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I've seen A LOT of bad movies but this takes the cake
abmure24 September 2022
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This has got to be the worst movie ever written, casted, filmed, and edited. I actually am not even sure there was a clear script. The actors kinda just said anything. The protagonist is absolutely unlikeable. He hits on everything he sees to the point that it's sexual harassment. He isn't in his kids' lives and lies to them to flounder around with women. He's terrible to his staff of 2 at his casting firm? It's not clear what he does aside from abuse the two women who work for him. Then, he gets prostate cancer (how you find out is very odd) and we're supposed to feel bad for him cuz it's also Christmas. The actor playing London Mitchell has the worst delivery ever; it's actually frightening. He's predatory and scary. He doesn't get back in his kids' lives until he gets cancer and then tries to redeem himself I guess and get back with his ex-wife who is played by RHOA's original cast member, Lisa Wu. It's just all so bad and I just finished watching Lifetime's Mommy is a Murderer; this movie is worse than that. Do not watch this movie if you're expecting anything. Expect nothing at all and you will be fine. Don't ask me why I finished this movie. I could not tell you aside from I, apparently, have a penchant for torture.

I really hope this movie was "acted" voluntarily because no one should be paid for this. And the people who made this and directed it should be punished. The best actor in this "film" was the first doctor-so much so that they put her in for Emmy consideration. I looked that isht up. But, the best turd in the toilet is still a turd. This movie gets a zero from me, dawg. Watch it only if you like really terrible movies and like to get upset about the absurdity of it all cuz that's a hobby for some.
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1/10
They tried it
and_shove_it_up_your_butt13 December 2021
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This was one of the worst, most awkward productions I've ever watched LOL!!! Did Tyler Perry produce, direct, star in, write and do the makeup and hair for this? Go see the scar London Mitchell gets on his face about 10 minutes into the movie. Looks like his face melted. The dialog is horrendous. Acting is cringe and they must have been paid extra to say "shockworthy" words. I can't be bothered.
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