- Time Keeper Tenavik: The present is a veil between anticipation and horror. Lift the veil, and madness may follow.
- Jett Reno: I need medical attention.
- Dr. Hugh Culber: [examining her finger] Commander. You have a, uh... hangnail.
- Jett Reno: It hurts like a bitch, and it's one of two things currently impeding my work.
- Dr. Hugh Culber: And, uh, what is the second thing?
- Jett Reno: An idiot. He came back from the dead, and his name rhymes with "poo".
- Dr. Hugh Culber: I didn't know you were married.
- Jett Reno: Yup. My wife is Soyousian. She went totally bananas during the planning.
- Dr. Hugh Culber: Believe me, I understand micromanagement.
- Jett Reno: Yeah, she had a list of rules for apparel for guests under ten.
- Dr. Hugh Culber: A "do-not-play" list for the DJ.
- Jett Reno: Nondenominational shuttle parking.
- Dr. Hugh Culber: Acceptable guest book calligraphic fonts.
- Jett Reno: Vegan steak.
- Dr. Hugh Culber: [laughs] Where is she now?
- Jett Reno: She passed. In the Klingon War. Yeah, it's funny. People like us always find people like them. And thank God. You have a second chance. And it may not last forever. Don't screw it up.