Self - Host: Oh, but being white is hardly the only thing Amy did wrong; the New York Post says the film is "too tone-deaf" for casting a "straight, white, able-bodied blonde." And the Independent concurs, noting the film was flawed because Amy was "still blonde, able-bodied, and well-dressed, with all the trappings of Western beauty standards."
[sarcastic]
Self - Host: Yes, she's a traitor to feminism because she wears clothes, has all her limbs, and is hotter than Predator.
[laughter]
Self - Host: Comedian Sofie Hagen also noted Amy's able-bodiedness. What is it with this? Adding that "she's femme. And, yes, thin. She is society's beauty ideal." NO! She's precisely not! That's her act, you idiots!
[laughter and applause]
Self - Host: But you know... you know who *is* society's beauty ideal? This one.
[a picture of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman is shown]
Self - Host: The one feminists love more than life itself. A six-foot supermodel in hot pants. Newsflash: people just like the physically attractive better; sorry. The taller candidate usually wins the election, studies show the better-looking person, other things being equal, usually gets the job. Even babies prefer to look at attractive faces. Oh, wait 'til you see the blog I'm gonna post tomorrow tearing them a new asshole.