"Mom" Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head (TV Episode 2018) - Kristen Johnston as Tammy Diffendorf

Tammy : You got me thrown out of that house.

Bonnie : No, *you* did, you stole our foster dad's wallet.

Tammy : No, *you* stole his wallet and planted it in my backpack to frame me.

Bonnie : Oh!

[realizes Tammy's right]

Bonnie : Oh... oh...
Tammy : Those people we lived with They end up adopting you?

Bonnie : Hell no. I got kicked out two weeks after you did. Stole her wallet, had no one to blame it on.

Tammy : Where'd you end up?

Bonnie : Chicken farm in Bakersfield. Even worse than it sounds.

Tammy : We actually had it pretty good at that house, didn't we?

Bonnie : Yeah, they were nice people, and they had no idea what marijuana smelled like.

Tammy : [laughs] What did you used to tell them, that there was a family of skunks living under the porch?

[both laugh]

Bonnie : [still laughing] And one time, they followed me to school!
Bonnie : I brought my daughter, this is Christy.

Christy : Hi.

Tammy : [sees how small she is compared to Bonnie] Oh man, how much did you smoke?

Christy : In her defense, she didn't realize she was pregnant until I fell out of her.
Tammy : Hey Plunkett.

Bonnie , Christy : Yes?

Tammy : [to Christy] Not you, cigarette baby.

Kristen Johnston: Tammy Diffendorf