Andy Samberg acreditado por interpretar...
Jake Peralta
- Jake Peralta: Okay. We have a few more questions for you, doctor.
- Captain Ray Holt: Doctor. Huh. It's funny when people call dentists "doctor".
- Philip Davidson: We are doctors. We do four years of medical school.
- Captain Ray Holt: Yeah, but it's called "dental school".
- Philip Davidson: But we learn about the entire body.
- Captain Ray Holt: But if you had cancer, you wouldn't call a dentist.
- Philip Davidson: You know it's actually harder to get into dental school than medical school.
- Captain Ray Holt: Well, because there are fewer dental schools. Because most people want to become actual doctors.
- Philip Davidson: That's ridiculous. It's not like we're college professors calling ourselves "doctors".
- Captain Ray Holt: Not the same thing, my friend.
- Philip Davidson: Well, sure it is. When someone has a heart attack on a plane, do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody here have an Art History PhD?"
- Captain Ray Holt: A PhD is a doctorate. It's literally describing a doctor.
- Jake Peralta: Maybe let's refocus.
- Captain Ray Holt: No! The problem here is that medical practitioners have co-opted the word "doctor".
- Jake Peralta: Okay, Captain...
- Captain Ray Holt: I know we live in a world where anything can mean anything, and nobody even cares about etymolo-!
- Captain Ray Holt: Apparently that's a trigger for me.
- Jake Peralta: Yeah, apparently.
- Captain Ray Holt: We need a different strategy
- Jake Peralta: Ok, fine. How about this. I convince him I'm unstable. I run in there screaming, throw a chair through the two-sided mirror, glass goes everywhere. He's like "If Mad Dog Peralta would do that, who knows what else he's capable of?"
- Captain Ray Holt: No offense but you don't get angry well.
- Jake Peralta: What? That's not true. Remember how angry I got about how fast Daenerys got from Dragonstone to north of the Wall. That was intense.
- Captain Ray Holt: You have a boyish face and a big, goofy grin. It's like being yelled at by a children's cereal mascot.
- Captain Ray Holt: Stupid questions, grammatical errors, lose your train of thought, just ask him to confess... Ooh, relate everything back to those movies you've seen.
- Jake Peralta: Kinda seems like a shot at me about Die Hard, but okay.
- Captain Ray Holt: This is not a comment on you, Peralta. I just wanna bring this guy down.
- Jake Peralta: Yeah, that's all I want too. And to possibly say, 'You can't handle the tooth!' You know, if it comes up naturally.
- Captain Ray Holt: It won't.
- Jake Peralta: It might.
- Captain Ray Holt: I actually think... it can't.