Jessica Harmon credited as playing...
Dale Bozzio
- Vampire Steve: Dearly beloved, we are here to get through this thing called personalized wedding vows.
- Officer Harris: Boo.
- Dale Bozzio: They're really short.
- [Crowd cheers]
- Dale Bozzio: I, Dallas Anne Bozzio, promise to care for Clive Babineaux only in health because we'll be zombies, so we won't get sick.
- [Crowd laughes]
- Dale Bozzio: And... though we can't have kids, I will attempt to bring magic and a sense of wonder into our marriage. And if you're still missing kids, I'll let you spank me from time to time.
- [More laughter]
- Vampire Steve: That's beautiful. Clive?
- Clive Babineaux: I, Clive Babineaux, promise... to spank you only until I hear the safe word.
- [Dale giggles]
- Clive Babineaux: Though for the life of me, I can't remember us having a safe word. I promise to never make you feel sad that I'll have to eat brains... and that I won't be a father. This is my choice. I... want to be your husband more than some entitled Minecraft-playing brat's dad.
- Dale Bozzio: Maybe it's a sign. Maybe we should wait.
- Clive Babineaux: Ravi's phone call is a sign?
- Dale Bozzio: Yeah.
- Clive Babineaux: Didn't we talk about this all night?
- [Phone buzzes]
- Clive Babineaux: Ravi, again.
- Dale Bozzio: Waiting until marriage doesn't sound even a little bit sexy?
- [Clive sighs, Dale's phone rings]
- Dale Bozzio: Hello?
- [Turns to Clive]
- Dale Bozzio: It's God. He says we should wait.