The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV Series)

Vote for Kennedy, Vote for Kennedy (2018)

Michael Countryman: Simon

Quotes 

• Abe Weissman : I was just thinking about the irony of tenure.

  Simon : What irony?

  Abe Weissman : Well, for instance, the fact that I could take this cheese-knife, and stick it in your eye, and the university would still have to pay me. I'd be in jail, but I'd still be paid.

  Simon : Are you seriously thinking of doing that?

  Abe Weissman : [pause]  No.

  Simon : You hesitated.

  Abe Weissman : [pause]  Yes. I did.