Thomas: [Suddenly blinded by a flash] Ah! Why?
[Thomas steps back and trips on a table. A vase there falls and breaks on the floor. Roman suddenly appears disguised as a posh party member. He keeps talking while Thomas grimaces in fear and silence]
Roman: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! No effin' way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys! Everyone who's here at my awesome party! This huge crowd of people that's *definitely* here right now...
Virgil: [done with life] Oh, my...
Roman: Somebody broke my grandma's vase! And that was the last thing she gave me before she died!
[Patton shows a face of happy 'Whoops']
Roman: I swear to all things, football and/or skateboarding... that I will find you! Don't make me cry this incredibly manly tears!
[Logan looks at the scene with condescence]
Roman: [starts getting out of character, annoyed at Thomas not participating in the scene, while Virgil sighs and facepalms] Anyone can speak-up her and be part of the scene... Especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage, like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means of... suspension of disbelief!
Logan: I do not understand theater.
Roman: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room
Roman: [while getting out of scene] Stephie, do you want to bake some cookies?
Patton: And scene!
Prince Roman: [angry, while Thomas mumbles incoherent excuses] Thomas, what was that? I was giving you acting gold and you were giving me nothing! Was it because I didn't use the red Solo cup? I mean, I thought it was cliché, but if it took you out of the moment...
Logan: Actually! That was an acceptable version of of what is known as a lie of omission. Withholding important information that would help to elucidate the truth.
[Virgil is seen sweeping the stage and taking the pieces of the broken vase away]
Prince Roman: But he didn't say anything. Lies of omission are like, "I'm gonna say some things, I'm gonna leave something out!" "Say some things, leave something out."
Logan: Well, anything may have been important information, so, technically, that's what he did, ergo, valid technique.
Thomas: Interesting...
[Roman groans]