Seth Green credited as playing...
Chris Griffin • Student
- Stewie in Peter's body: [someone knocks at the door] Oh, no, it's the fat man's friends! What's the Black one's name?
- Chris in Brian's body: Cleveland.
- Stewie in Peter's body: Right. Cleveland.
- Stewie in Peter's body: Clevelaaaand.
- Cleveland Brown: Peter, you name-rememberin' son of a gun.
- Glenn Quagmire: Come on, we're heading down to The Clam.
- Stewie in Peter's body: Oh... oh... Wish I *could*, Glenn. Sure could go for a pom-tini, but unfortunately I gotta help my son Chris with his homework.
- Cleveland Brown: Well, if you finish early...
- Glenn Quagmire: [dismissively] They've all switched bodies, let's go.
- Peter Griffin: Hey, Chris.
- Chris Griffin: Hey, four-eyes.
- Peter Griffin: [angrily] What did you call me?
- Chris Griffin: Oh, you're deaf, too?
- Brian Griffin: Why do I have the overwhelming urge to eat Cheetos and masturbate in the woods?
- Chris in Brian's body: Because it's 10:30 am.