Steve Pemberton credited as playing...
- Adrian: For God's sake, Harrie, they're clients!
- Harriet: I'm your wife! I bet you'd like to put me on a memory stick.
- Adrian: What does that even mean?
- Harriet: I'm going upstairs, alone, as per.
- Adrian: [sighs] I'll be up in a minute.
- Harriet: Huh! Chance'd be a fine thing!
- Harriet: You spend all that time downstairs, working on other people's wedding photos, touching them up, making them look perfect and shiny and new and... That's what I want for us, for our marriage. I want us to be...
- Adrian: Touched up?
- Harriet: Frankly, I do.
- [first lines]
- Harriet: [entering the kitchen, carrying a case of Pot Noodles and other groceries] I'm back.
- Adrian: [focusing on a jigsaw puzzle] You were a long time.
- Harriet: It's market day. It was busy.
- Harriet: What about Agnes?
- Adrian: Who?
- Harriet: Our cleaner. She left because you were coming on to her.
- Adrian: I wasn't coming on to her. I was trying to get her to clean under the toilet rim. Besides, there's a difference between flirting with someone and sucking them off in the Wolverhampton Ibis.
- Harriet: Once, Adrian, one time!
- [pauses]
- Harriet: And it was a Premier Inn.
