- Professor Arvin Fennerman: Haley! Are you okay? I've been so worried!
- [sees Andy and Dylan]
- Professor Arvin Fennerman: Who's... Who's this?
- Andy: I'm the guy before you. He's the guy before me.
- Professor Arvin Fennerman: [frowns, confused] Cheers.
- Phil Dunphy: Is someone burning Frisbees?
- Claire Dunphy: It's just soup!
- Phil Dunphy: No, that's not it.
- Phil Dunphy: Guys, if we don't get out of here soon, we won't be able to make it to the escape room.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Describing Becky] Imagine all of Jay's worst qualities wrapped up in a pantsuit.
- Jay Pritchett: I'm going to ask the receptionist for Becky's room, or we could just look for the door with the cold doorknob.