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2/10
Revisiting the 70s Blind Dead series is a better experience than this slow paced terrible copycat.
Fella_shibby8 October 2020
The film has zero atmosphere, zero suspense, zero tension n it is not at all scary. It has some gore n thats it. A scene is copied from Antropophagus n Cottage, the spine removal scene. We have a snake plissken a la poor man's Kurt Russell with an eye patch. Cos of the low budget they cudnt show the roads, highways or cities in dilapidated or post apocalyptic state, so they shot the entire movie in some park or fields.
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3/10
The audience might end up blind too...
paul_haakonsen16 August 2020
So what was this supposed to be? A tribute to the 1972 "Tombs of the Blind Dead" movei? A tribute? A sequel? A stand-alone movie with only the shared title?

Regardless of its intention, the 2020 movie "Curse of the Blind Dead" was not really an outstanding movie. Especially since it was lacking a proper storyline. The plot and script was so weak that you could easily leave the movie for a prolonged time - say a bathroom break, snack break, etc. - and come back later and not have been missing out on anything vital to the storyline. Because there simply was nothing vital to the storyline.

Director Raffaele Picchio just shambled through the storyline at an incredibly slow pace, which really didn't do much to spruce up the overall enjoyment of the movie. In fact, the slow pacing was just helping to make the movie all the more unbearable to sit through.

However, I managed to do that, sit through the entire movie. But trust me, I was by no means entertained here. But still, being a zombiesque movie, of course I sat through the movie to the end.

I will say that while the movie was just plain boring, then "Curse of the Blind Dead" actually had adequate effects, both for the templar zombies and for the blood and gore. And that, at least, counted for something, but it just couldn't make up for the shortcomings on an improper storyline and script.

The acting in the movie was adequate, taking into consideration the total lack of proper characters, script and dialogue.

All in all, there really is no reason for bothering sitting down to watch the 2020 "Curse of the Blind Dead" movie. I am rating it a generous three out of ten stars, and that is solely based on the blood, gore and special effects.
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2/10
movie is all wrong
davejohnquinn22 September 2020
This is a terrible movie. They even got the name wrong It is not "Knight Templars", they were "The Knights Templar" and they were NOT Satan worshipers. They worshiped God. Jacques Demolay was the last one burned at the stake.unlike what the movie says.This movie has as much credibility as the movie "Argo" which was a complete lie about the release of The Iran Hostages.
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1/10
CurseOfTheBlindDEaD
gavcrimson7 September 2020
Horror of the Zombies can now hold its head up high and forever cast away the shackles of being regarded as the worse Blind Dead movie.

Heck even 2009's Graveyard of the Dead/Erotic Nights of the Blind Dead felt more in keeping with the original series than this abysmal Walking Dead wannabe. The Knights Templar take forever to show up (sidelined in favour of uninteresting characters bickering amongst themselves) then when they do almost everything about their 'look' has been altered from the De Ossorio originals ('natch not for the better). They are also largely written out of the last ten minutes of the film, taking a backseat to what is obviously an attempt at building a franchise and setting up further sequels. It seems not even the blind dead are immune from the curse of 2020.

Due out on UK DVD next month (you have been warned) as 'The Curse of the Knight Templar'. They seem to be dropping the whole 'blind dead' angle for the UK, in favour of selling it as a historic adventure to the Games of Thrones crowd ...ignoring the small matter of this being a post-Apocalyptic movie!!
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1/10
You're gonna wish your were blind and deaf after watching
CathodeRayTerrors27 April 2022
Let me preface by saying that I am a huge fan of the Blind Dead series. I didn't want to watch this because everything I had seen on it looked like crap. But it's free on Amazon Prime so I tried to watch.

The good; Anton Abril's score is heard in the beginning and sprinkled throughout. The composer also did a good job of blending the original music to match. And...that's about where the good ends.

Armando De Ossorio is rolling in his grave. If I were in charge of his estate I would sue these guys to remove his name from it. It has nothing on his creation. The post-apocalyptic setting is unbelievable. The idea to set it after an apocalyptic event is plain stupid as it could've been set in contemporary times. I actually had written a treatment for a Blind Dead sequel and was able to pull it off.

The original 4 films had atmosphere and were well acted and scenes were well staged. You'll get none of that here. Acting is a joke. CGI is terrible. The gore effects are decent but. It enough to redeem this train wreck of a movie. Also the Blind Dead themselves look like they're wearing Halloween club discount isle costumes and masks. The original films were low budget as well but pulled it off much much better.

I would've scored it better for the gore and music but the insult this is to Amando De Osorio is simply unforgivable.
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1/10
Waste of time
diaanaz25 August 2020
A film full of nonsense screaming almost all of the runtime.
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Blinded by the blight
udar5510 August 2022
I was drawn like a moth to a flame (or a fly to...something) to the Italian production Curse of the Blind Dead. It opens in the 14th century (presumably as the filmmakers aren't big on details) with five Templar knights preparing to sacrifice a baby. They are stopped by some villagers and the world's best Christian fighters are captured without putting up a fight. Hell, they don't even draw their swords. They are blinded and then burned at the stake. Fastforward several millenniums and the world is now recovering from a nuclear war (showcased by a big green forest). Sheriff's deputy Rick Grimes...er, Michael (Aaron Stielstra) and his daughter Lily (Alice Zanini) are wandering around aimlessly, apparently searching for "Paradise" that they hear about from a radio signal (again, I was forced to suss this info out on my own). They are attacked by some marauders and saved by followers of a religious order led by Maestro Abel (Bill Hutchens). Of course, cinema law dictates any benevolent group is really looking to kill you and sure enough Abel wants to do the whole baby sacrificing ceremony again for the now zombified Knights Templar. Wait? How are these guys back? No idea. They just are because "the ancient prophecy" says so.

The sightless Knights Templar zombies that graced Amando de Ossorio's four Spanish films have always been one of the more unique takes on the undead subgenre. So much so that I thought the concept would be great for a revisit. But this ain't it. I am always baffled how films like this exist. How do you get through writing a script, scouting locations, assembling a crew and cast and then deliver something so flat? To quote the paramedic from Return of the Living Dead (1985), this thing has "no blood pressure, no pulse." It is so maddeningly boring that I almost wanted to pluck out my own eyes. It is the kind of film where nearly everyone in the post-apoc world has normal clothes and nice haircuts with trimmed beards. The kind of film where a guy gruesomely severs his own thumb to get out of some handcuffs and then it doesn't bother him after that. The kind of film that casts Italian action legend Fabio Testi and gives him one line. The kind of film where the director has a POV shot for one of the blind zombies (he will probably say he was trying to convey their "hearing" sight, but I ain't buying that, chief). There is some gore but I swear the masks for the blind dead guys are just refurbished Darkman masks. This feature opens with the Uncork'd logo and, honestly, that is the perfect home for something like this dreck. The only remotely interesting thing about this film is now I will spend the next few days wondering if this was better or worse than the Blind Dead knockoff that had a Knight having sex with a busty blonde on the cover.
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5/10
About what you would expect from a Blind Dead movie.
shaun830515 November 2020
Curse of the Blind Dead is about what you would expect from a Blind Dead movie, not much on plot but with a decent amount of atmosphere and gore. The plot begins like some of the previous entries with the Knights Templar getting ready to perform a satanic ritual only to be stopped, blinded, and executed. The movie then transitions to the main story, which in this case is a post apocalyptic tale of a father trying to protect his pregnant daughter from scavengers and a cult that wants to sacrafice her child to the undead knights.

What I liked about this movie is that it moves at a brisk pace, the effects work on the Knights, and the gore. The Knights in particular look pretty good and it's a nice update to their look. The setting is also interesting enough, though it does feel like not enough was done with it.

If there is one thing I've learned from Blind Dead movies it's that it's never been big on story or acting, and in this regards the movie fits right in. The story is predictable, and the acting is pretty campy. Where the movie faulters though is that it doesn't capture the haunting feel when the Knights are on screen. The previous films used slow motion to give the Knights a very haunting feel, it's part of what made these movies stand out. This movie only does this once, and while it was nice to see again, it didn't capture that haunting feel.

Overall Curse of the Blind Dead is a middle of the road horror film. It's not awful, but it's also not great either. Blind Dead fans may dig it, or fans of campy movies.
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3/10
Goes nowhere
thedarkestshadow-327859 August 2021
The movie is slow, very slow. It takes almost an hour for the "zombies" to show. Until then you are subjected to ridiculous acting and story that makes little sense. The gore is good but the Templar costumes are not. How is it the "zombies" looked better in the original Blind Dead movies?
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2/10
Not in any significant way a remake.
berg-7453224 July 2021
If you like over the top gore with ridiculous cartoon like acting and the supposed hero who does nothing but make things worse this is 2 hours you will enjoy. If you were looking for a movie with an actual plot with compelling characters you want to root for this is not in any way that. Avoid this nonsense.
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2/10
Oh dear.
iamtherobotman2 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
'Curse of the Knights Templar'? Well, someone is cursed.

I realise that not all films can be made on multimillion pound budgets, with the creme de la creme of the Hollywood elite being involved. It's OK for films to be made on a shoestring budget, and to have Actors you've never heard of, and likely will never hear of again. Some of these low budget films put the mega budget offerings to shame. This, sadly isn't one of them.

It's just silly, the acting is awful, the effects are just as bad, the dialogue is embarrassing in all honesty.

I did have a couple of 'favourite' moments though.

1. After the Dad had chopped his finger off to escape the shackles, and made the worst attempt at sneaking up on someone in the entirety of human history, a short fight ensued, during which he killed the guy. As he was recovering on the floor, we could see that his thumb had miraculously grown back.

2. The annoying daughter still chained to the wall awaiting her fate, screams for help, the mute lassie comes in, grabs the shackles key off the wall and approaches, quite obviously going to free her. The annoying daughter tells her to leave her alone, not to touch her. OK, fair enough, love, stay here and rot. I'm outta here!

I'd like to say that this is so bad you'll laugh at it, but it's not even that good.
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8/10
Nasty and loud - what's not to like?
parry_na1 May 2021
There have been a few one-off sequels to Amando de Ossorio's quartet of Blind Dead films. The four original films, which were released in the early '70s, dealt with very slow-moving animated corpses who invariably made their way after scantily-clad females, on equally slow-moving horses. The films have acquired cult status over the years and inspired more modern-day directors to tell their own stories featuring the bedraggled Knights Templar.

Director Raffaele Pocchio is working with a limited budget, and this has earned his film criticism from some quarters - yet Ossario's productions were always modestly financed; he even created the masks and costumes for the villains himself.

These Knights have an agenda. They are on a mission to kidnap newborn babies for reasons not made clear (unless I missed them) and so therefore, we are treated to several gruelling, enthusiastically played childbirth scenes. Set in a post-apocalyptic world, it appears the Knights want to fashion the young to their ways. There are several gut-wrenching scenes, and while the acting is distinctly mixed, there's a definite energy here which propels the murky story.

70's Italian star Fabio Testi makes a tiny cameo and it's curious that he's used so sparingly. Good to see him though. I enjoyed this broad and bloody tale. It doesn't adhere to many of the rules of the original films (which were always changing their own backstory anyway) and makes its own narrative. My score is 8 gore-soaked points out of 10.
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6/10
Somewhat Enjoyable
briandwillis-8382521 October 2020
I liked some of the post-apocalyptic vibes even if it's obvious this was made for very little money. The protagonist is kind of annoying, though, and I wanted her to shut up.
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8/10
A generally likable genre effort that works as a standalone entry more than a franchise entry
kannibalcorpsegrinder5 November 2023
After seeking shelter from bandits, a father and his daughter are overcome by the hospitality offered by their hosts in an underground bunker only to realize the situation was a ploy to allow them to use her as a sacrificial pawn in an unholy ceremony afforded by zombified Knights Templars and must save her from being involved.

Overall, this was a pretty decent and enjoyable genre effort. One of the better aspects here is a fairly likable and chilling setup that offers up a rather intriguing series of events. The backstory here, offering the initial desecration by the living Templars and the cursed nature of their existence following it, starts this nicely enough as a means of introducing the creatures and the curse that runs over the community forcing them to try the sacrificial appeasement ceremony to satiate them. It provides the other necessary foundation needed for the couple's purpose to be captured and taken in by the group as the setup for this plays out rather well in placing the pieces together. This serves the film enough to be the framework for the creature attacks to take place. The inability to know what's going on when they arrive at the compound allows for some rather fun moments showing them trying to get the daughter prepared after having the father tied up. The ceremony that takes place is quite fun and brings out the groups' intensity in their preparations when the Templars arrive and feel the duplicity is intended to signal the start of a genuinely impressive series of encounters focusing on the Templars setting out on the rampage to seek revenge on the group in vicious, graphic means. Full of great action-packed confrontations with the Templars chasing down everyone they can through the twisting catacombs that allow for a series of great gore effects and a dark twist at the end, these have a lot to like. There are a few issues to be had with this one. One of the main factors here is a general sense of rambling around in the second half when it doesn't need to drive down the tension. With the focus on the preparations for the ceremony taking place and the need to keep the Templars satisfied, so much of the film wanders around in the same repetitive manner featuring the father continually alerting the Templars to him, the daughter screaming for him to come save her, and the still-alive group members trying to get to safety which can drag this setup out quite a bit. That also amounts to the finale few minutes where the full resolution of the film comes off as quite confusing and like it's trying to generate an epic conclusion to set up further installments. As well, there's also a rather confusing setup that doesn't tie this into the franchise all that much. The initial exploits of the film present this one as a reboot of the series with the opening shot of the Templars being zombified like the method used in the original before going off in a different direction involving the dystopian society that's at the behest of the zombie creatures. This type of format where they're lording over the community and demanding sacrifices is from a later installment and doesn't make sense as to why the whole thing exists the way it does as it doesn't come off with the type of coherence it should so it feels more like a franchise homage than a reboot, which are all that hold it down.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence and Language.
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