Cobra Kai (TV Series)

Different but Same (2018)

Ralph Macchio: Daniel LaRusso

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Quotes 

• Johnny Lawrence : [stalking Ali's Facebook page]  "Ali Mills Schwarber"? That's her last name now?

  Daniel LaRusso : Yeah.

  Johnny Lawrence : Wow, what a downgrade. Are there any photos? I wonder how she's holding up.

  Daniel LaRusso : Nah, you gotta be her friend to see them. I never friend-requested her.

  Johnny Lawrence : Why not?

  Daniel LaRusso : Because I'm a happily married man, I don't need snooping around my ex's photos.

  [sighs] 

  Daniel LaRusso : Besides, she never friend-requested me, either, so...

  Johnny Lawrence : Hold on. Is that her husband? Let's see what this loser looks like.

  [Daniel pulls up the photo; both men stare at Ali's handsome, athletic husband] 

  Johnny Lawrence : Look at that dumb face.

  Daniel LaRusso : Yeah. What an asshole.

• Johnny Lawrence : [approaching a car on Daniel's trade-in lot]  This one's not half bad.

  Daniel LaRusso : It's a 2009 Challenger, 5.8 liter.

  Johnny Lawrence : 5.7.

  Daniel LaRusso : What, you know cars?

  Johnny Lawrence : What kind of man doesn't?

• Daniel LaRusso : [At Daniel's car dealership]  Okay, choose.

  Johnny Lawrence : I thought you sold Porsches.

  Daniel LaRusso : Yeah, right. In your dreams. Just pick one out and get the hell out of here, I don't have all day.

  [points to a beat-up Subaru] 

  Daniel LaRusso : What about this one?

  Johnny Lawrence : Forester? What do I look like, a lesbo?

• Amanda LaRusso : What is going on?

  Anthony LaRusso : Dad's about to fight this guy!

  Daniel LaRusso : Amanda, please, just go inside. This is between me and Sensei Lawrence.

  Amanda LaRusso : Yeah, you two seem to have this pretty well in hand. Just a normal Saturday afternoon, a couple of grown men about to kick each other into a pool. You know, as much as I would love to watch you and your childhood karate rival duke it out, I kinda don't wanna get any blood on the patio, so what do you say we try to resolve this over some breakfast instead?

  [pause] 

  Daniel LaRusso : Want to go inside?

  Johnny Lawrence : I could eat.

• Daniel LaRusso : [arriving home with Johnny; both drunk]  Sober my ass! You're lucky there were no cops on the road.

  Johnny Lawrence : Ha! Save it for the mat.

  Daniel LaRusso : Hey, I didn't say yes.

  Johnny Lawrence : Oh, come on. One time. You know, like the end of "Rocky III", Rocky and Apollo...

  Daniel LaRusso : Yeah, yeah, when Rocky and Apollo fight for fun, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right, one time, and one time only.

  Johnny Lawrence : It is on!

• Daniel LaRusso : [on a test drive with Johnny]  Hey, take it easy! This car isn't technically yours yet.

  Johnny Lawrence : Relax, Danielle. How many speakers does this thing have?

  Daniel LaRusso : It... has enough. Here.

  [Daniel turns on the car stereo, which is playing "Take It on the Run" by REO Speedwagon; both men start nodding their heads in time to the music] 

  Johnny Lawrence : You like Speedwagon?

  Daniel LaRusso : What kind of man doesn't?

• Daniel LaRusso : You've lied to me! Get out now! And don't come back to this house, not to the dealership, not ever! You got that? Ever again!