- Happy Quinn: Wait. It's your seed - not my soil?
- Toby Curtis: I've got a Y chromosome deletion - immature sperm cells.
- Happy Quinn: Even your sperm is immature?
- Ralph Dineen: Hey Jesse, after we study right triangles we should take a look at wrong triangles, okay?
- Jesse Colt: Cool dude.
- Florence: What's that thing that Happy always says?
- Sylvester Dodd: Damn it, Toby! Put a baby in me already?
- Florence: Not that one, the other one.
- Sylvester Dodd: Not good.
- Florence: That's the one.
- Happy Quinn: [preparing an impromptu catapult] Winch!
- Cabe Gallo: Pipe!
- Chief Benavidez: And axe!
- Toby Curtis: That's the worst law firm name ever.