The title "Babes with Blades" is obviously movie "clickbait", but I hoped for at least some fun, but cheesy action scenes and some strong, beautiful women wielding swords. There were women, though I'd only count one of them as beautiful (The striking Yennis Cheung). And only one or two more as attractive. The lead actress, Cecily Fay, had a few good moves, but nothing particularly interesting. The fact that she is apparently a fight coordinator and stunt actor is pretty surprising considering how uninspired and dull the fight scenes are. The script was worse than I expected, but again not surprising once I realized that the Fay wrote it as well as directed. All in all it seems like a vanity project that she somehow managed to rope other people into with promises of beer money I assume. Only giving it a "2" because the absolutely outrageous overacting of the character "Sef" had me rolling. Even watching it "free" on Amazon Prime I felt robbed. Do yourself a favor and stay far away.
10 Reviews
A very poor vanity project
mjsreg8 February 2019
Where to start.
OK - so - I wasn't expecting too much of this film apart from being watchable - but it wasn't even that.
Just about every aspect of this is AWFUL! I appreciate there wasn't much of a budget, but that is no excuse for the lack of attention to detail or making good use of what you do have. The lighting was awful (which was obviously there because it seems the concept of diffusing light to create atmosphere had gone over the head of the production team) as was the rest of the technical side.
This film has the atmosphere of a bad 1980s VHS corporate training video.
Then there is the 'action'. Bad. It has more in common with watching kids in a play ground than a professionally choreographed stunt team and the camera angles certainly didn't help.
It is like NO thought has gone in to producing something that is actually watchable - let alone engaging for the viewer.
All in all one to watch unless you are in the mood for some seriously bad cheese.
OK - so - I wasn't expecting too much of this film apart from being watchable - but it wasn't even that.
Just about every aspect of this is AWFUL! I appreciate there wasn't much of a budget, but that is no excuse for the lack of attention to detail or making good use of what you do have. The lighting was awful (which was obviously there because it seems the concept of diffusing light to create atmosphere had gone over the head of the production team) as was the rest of the technical side.
This film has the atmosphere of a bad 1980s VHS corporate training video.
Then there is the 'action'. Bad. It has more in common with watching kids in a play ground than a professionally choreographed stunt team and the camera angles certainly didn't help.
It is like NO thought has gone in to producing something that is actually watchable - let alone engaging for the viewer.
All in all one to watch unless you are in the mood for some seriously bad cheese.
Poor movie
italy_esam12 March 2019
A rising trend being Cecila Fay..get her a good script, pls
jackmeat6 January 2020
My quick rating - 3,9/10. For a really hockey b-budget flick, this one does have its moments. Mainly Azura (Cecilia Fay) who does have some pretty good martial arts skills it seems. The fight scenes do tend to show off her talent, unfortunately the story itself, or the acting doesn't lend to much more. Instead this movie turns into a woman being taken prisoner in a post-apocalyptic future world by the evil, and horribly acted....well, he doesn't have a name. There imprisoned, she must fight to the death for a bunch of rich types in an arena, which resembles the warehouse where one of the film makers must work to earn his daily pay. Still, a very valiant attempt using some creative special effects that were 80s quality. Kudos for the effort, just take Fay, and give her a real script and you might have something.
Worse than expected.
mvincent-1233928 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I watched this because I was bored and looking for a cheesy film to round off my evening. I thought this would be one of those films that might be so bad that they end up being good (for all the wrong reasons). I was wrong.
This film is bad because it is bad... I mean really bad, as in the local amdram society could have acted better.
It was clearly a low budget film, but that's OK, I have seen some enjoyable low budget films, this one made little effort with the budget it had though. The "bad guy" was so over the top with his voice and actions that he would have been thrown out of panto for over acting, the leading "bad woman" was just...meh.
The ridiculous storyline was predictable and almost non-existant as well as having ludicrous plot holes. (seriously - a race that can travel between planets and conquer them, wiping out whole civilisations has guns that take 5 seconds to reload after a single shot? And that's not the worst one).
All in all I can't find any redeeming feature for this film. I have only given it 2 points for the sheer guts it must have taken to actually get someone to take part.
This film is bad because it is bad... I mean really bad, as in the local amdram society could have acted better.
It was clearly a low budget film, but that's OK, I have seen some enjoyable low budget films, this one made little effort with the budget it had though. The "bad guy" was so over the top with his voice and actions that he would have been thrown out of panto for over acting, the leading "bad woman" was just...meh.
The ridiculous storyline was predictable and almost non-existant as well as having ludicrous plot holes. (seriously - a race that can travel between planets and conquer them, wiping out whole civilisations has guns that take 5 seconds to reload after a single shot? And that's not the worst one).
All in all I can't find any redeeming feature for this film. I have only given it 2 points for the sheer guts it must have taken to actually get someone to take part.
Cecily Fay - what a talent
dgaddy-2329724 April 2019
I really loved the martial art choreography. Cecily, according to the birthdate was 41 when she made this movie, she directed, produced, and I guess wrote it. I found it mesmerizing although some of the lines were a bit corny. Cecily, Great job!
It delivers on the title.
curtismenne7 February 2019
There were babes and there were blades so it delivers on its title. I found the babes to be babely and the blades to be bladey. The acting is what you'd for a low budget film called Babes with Blades but the fight scenes were fun and I liked that it actually shows you the action unlike big budget productions that always do tight shots with quick shaky cuts so you can't tell the actors aren't actually doing any choreography.
It makes me wish stunt women like Zoe Bell or even Cecily Fay would be the new Captain Marvel or leading female superhero in the next big budget Marvel schlockfests so that at least the action scenes wouldn't have to be pure CGI and stunt performers, Anyway, if you're looking for a movie to have a few drinks to with your geeky friends than this movie will serve you with some silly fun and cool fight scenes while people cosplay.
It makes me wish stunt women like Zoe Bell or even Cecily Fay would be the new Captain Marvel or leading female superhero in the next big budget Marvel schlockfests so that at least the action scenes wouldn't have to be pure CGI and stunt performers, Anyway, if you're looking for a movie to have a few drinks to with your geeky friends than this movie will serve you with some silly fun and cool fight scenes while people cosplay.
Great Low Budget Movie.
mommarosie27 January 2018
I like this movie. For once they show strong women warriors without all the T & A. It kind of reads like a graphic novel. Has some gore (come on, what's a sword fight without blood?), bit nothing too gross. If you like strong women and swords, you will like this movie.
One Flower Will Resurrect A Planet.
P3n-E-W1s38 May 2022
Greetings And Salutations, and welcome to my review of Babes With Blades: Flower Of Sarnia; here's the breakdown of my ratings:
Story: 1.25 Direction: 1.50 Pace: 1.00 Acting: 1.00 Enjoyment: 1.25
TOTAL: 6 out of 10
Babes With Blades: Flower Of Sarnia came as a pleasant surprise as I scarfed my Sunday morning crumpets. This low budget martial arts fantasy sci-fi isn't the best I've seen, though it's enjoyable and entertaining.
It wasn't until I got to the end credits that I realised that the star of the picture, Cecily Fay (Azura), also wrote and directed the story. And that was another surprise, most writer/director projects tend to fail, and I incline toward an unhappy review. On the flip side. There are moments when projects gell and the end product works, which is the case for Babes With Blades.
The story isn't too complex, though it gets split into parts; 1 - The Backstory; 2 - The Capture; 3 - The Sentence; 4 - The Escape; 5- The Team Up; 6 - The Betrayal; 7 - The Resolution. Though the story is formulaic in form, the real trouble is the budget in relation to the story's scale. To make the tale of the flower stronger, more believable, and detailed would have required significant Hollywood backing. For example, the fights. These are to appease the violent nature of the planet's inhabitants and help keep them under control. The budget our filmmakers possessed allowed for what you see, a warehouse, a small crowd of people, some in their own Steampunk clobber, and the fighters' garb. I reckon the weapons they used were handmade or their own. And it works. However, what was required was a proper televised fighting arena, with spectators in the thousands, and a possible hidden signal in the transmission that helps subdue and satisfy the viewers around the globe. And that is the principal drawback with the story - it could be epic. The characters are fine, though a little more backstabbing between the baddies wouldn't have gone amiss. People like that very seldom trust anyone. On the whole, the dialogue is realistic and credible. It only suffers in the delivery from the cast.
As for the direction, well, I doff my cap to Fay here. After reading the reviews, I have to say that I disagree with most of them. Fay's style shows class and thoughtfulness. Her use of light, colour, and shade reminds me of the Italian horror masters - So you are in great company, my dear lady. It works to add atmosphere to the scene. And, it's so wonderful to have somebody bold enough to get vivid. There are no washed-out colours or grey filters used here, and the film is better for it. Thank you. I particularly liked Azura's training segment. Shot from the ground up is a delightful way to display the hand movements and the flow of the fighting style, which appears to be a form of Tai-Chi. Add a slight soft focus and a blue light haze, and you have a dreamlike relaxed atmosphere - very Zen. Then there's the escape fight sequence. Fay choreographed this against a red light wall. The silhouetted action looks incredible, except for a few of her moves. Some of them aren't as fluid or supple as they should be. I think this is down to her size difference; she should have swapped them out for other moves. That said, the end kill in this segment is spectacular. The only niggle I had was the shaky cam. I do hate this effect, and it gets shakier when the action starts. If you're a skilled martial artist, take a note from Jackie Chan and show it. Keep everyone in a steady full frame until a close-up is required. Doing so shows your skills off to the full.
The cast is a surprise too. These performers aren't seasoned actors, and in a martial arts film, we're not there for their acting ability. But most act as well as they can fight. They're not oscar quality performances, but they are above average; even the worst are enjoyable, though for the wrong reasons. Fay shows yet another string to her bow. She is one talented lady.
If you don't mind low budget martial arts films, then Babes With Blades could be for you. It certainly entertained me for the hour and a half run time, and my attention only wained a couple of times. It doesn't quite make my guilty pleasures list, though it was close, and I will probably watch it again...sometime.
Please feel free to visit my Holding Out For A Hero, Obsidian Dreams, and The Final Frontier lists to see where I ranked Babes With Blades: Flower Of Sarnia.
Take Care & Stay Well.
Story: 1.25 Direction: 1.50 Pace: 1.00 Acting: 1.00 Enjoyment: 1.25
TOTAL: 6 out of 10
Babes With Blades: Flower Of Sarnia came as a pleasant surprise as I scarfed my Sunday morning crumpets. This low budget martial arts fantasy sci-fi isn't the best I've seen, though it's enjoyable and entertaining.
It wasn't until I got to the end credits that I realised that the star of the picture, Cecily Fay (Azura), also wrote and directed the story. And that was another surprise, most writer/director projects tend to fail, and I incline toward an unhappy review. On the flip side. There are moments when projects gell and the end product works, which is the case for Babes With Blades.
The story isn't too complex, though it gets split into parts; 1 - The Backstory; 2 - The Capture; 3 - The Sentence; 4 - The Escape; 5- The Team Up; 6 - The Betrayal; 7 - The Resolution. Though the story is formulaic in form, the real trouble is the budget in relation to the story's scale. To make the tale of the flower stronger, more believable, and detailed would have required significant Hollywood backing. For example, the fights. These are to appease the violent nature of the planet's inhabitants and help keep them under control. The budget our filmmakers possessed allowed for what you see, a warehouse, a small crowd of people, some in their own Steampunk clobber, and the fighters' garb. I reckon the weapons they used were handmade or their own. And it works. However, what was required was a proper televised fighting arena, with spectators in the thousands, and a possible hidden signal in the transmission that helps subdue and satisfy the viewers around the globe. And that is the principal drawback with the story - it could be epic. The characters are fine, though a little more backstabbing between the baddies wouldn't have gone amiss. People like that very seldom trust anyone. On the whole, the dialogue is realistic and credible. It only suffers in the delivery from the cast.
As for the direction, well, I doff my cap to Fay here. After reading the reviews, I have to say that I disagree with most of them. Fay's style shows class and thoughtfulness. Her use of light, colour, and shade reminds me of the Italian horror masters - So you are in great company, my dear lady. It works to add atmosphere to the scene. And, it's so wonderful to have somebody bold enough to get vivid. There are no washed-out colours or grey filters used here, and the film is better for it. Thank you. I particularly liked Azura's training segment. Shot from the ground up is a delightful way to display the hand movements and the flow of the fighting style, which appears to be a form of Tai-Chi. Add a slight soft focus and a blue light haze, and you have a dreamlike relaxed atmosphere - very Zen. Then there's the escape fight sequence. Fay choreographed this against a red light wall. The silhouetted action looks incredible, except for a few of her moves. Some of them aren't as fluid or supple as they should be. I think this is down to her size difference; she should have swapped them out for other moves. That said, the end kill in this segment is spectacular. The only niggle I had was the shaky cam. I do hate this effect, and it gets shakier when the action starts. If you're a skilled martial artist, take a note from Jackie Chan and show it. Keep everyone in a steady full frame until a close-up is required. Doing so shows your skills off to the full.
The cast is a surprise too. These performers aren't seasoned actors, and in a martial arts film, we're not there for their acting ability. But most act as well as they can fight. They're not oscar quality performances, but they are above average; even the worst are enjoyable, though for the wrong reasons. Fay shows yet another string to her bow. She is one talented lady.
If you don't mind low budget martial arts films, then Babes With Blades could be for you. It certainly entertained me for the hour and a half run time, and my attention only wained a couple of times. It doesn't quite make my guilty pleasures list, though it was close, and I will probably watch it again...sometime.
Please feel free to visit my Holding Out For A Hero, Obsidian Dreams, and The Final Frontier lists to see where I ranked Babes With Blades: Flower Of Sarnia.
Take Care & Stay Well.
Babes with Baldes
theonlytigger16 January 2018
Low budget but one of the better low budget films in our opinion and we watch a lot of low budget films. It is choreographed pretty well, better than the movie"Battalion," and way better than "Viking Siege" & a whole lot better than "Killing of the sacred deer" was choreographed. A way better plot and acting than the other low budget movies I mentioned. We watch a lot of movies in general and it includes low budget as well as high budget movies. I review them for their acting, plot, how the lines were said with feeling behind them or where they like robotic with no acting when they said their lines. Did the lines sound natural or robotic to better explain it. This movie maybe low budget but doesn't sound like it is the acting is very good and not robotic like low budget movie "Killing of the sacred deer" was where they said their line but there was no feeling or real acting behind what they were saying so it wasn't natural looking what so ever. Low budget films can be just as good as the high budget films when reviewing them look at them for their acting, and plot mainly and if they were any good.
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