Happy! (TV Series)

White Sauce? Hot Sauce? (2018)

Ashlie Atkinson: Internal Affairs Detective

Quotes 

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : Eight voicemails? Overkill?

  Internal Affairs Detective : You're here, aren't you?

  Internal Affairs Detective : Maybe pick up the phone next time, save us all a little trouble.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : I was indisposed.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Yeah. We heard.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Bitches, I get that getting jerked around by Internal Affairs all morning is a part of my official job description, but can we please get to the fucking point?

  Internal Affairs Detective : [whistling]  The language on this one. You suck your captain's dick with that mouth?

• Internal Affairs Detective : Exactly what do you think your job is, McCarthy?

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Working in partnership with the community to enforce the law, preserve...

  Internal Affairs Detective : Homicide. You work homicide.

  Internal Affairs Detective : How's the Scaramucci investigation going, McCarthy?

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : It's ongoing.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Ongoing? You know who fucking did it.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Nick Sax.

  Internal Affairs Detective : That's who you should be out looking for.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Instead, you seem to have demoted yourself to kiddie kidnapping.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Missing Persons. Great band in the '80s. Not your department.

  Internal Affairs Detective : [they fist bump]  Nothing to say for yourself?

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : What are words for when no one listens anymore?

• Internal Affairs Detective : McCarthy, this insubordinate routine can work really badly against you. You remember what happened to Sax, right?

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Yeah. I remember what you two did to him.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Oh, come on. If ever there was an architect of his own spectacular demise, it was Nick Sax.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Dude was a walking downward spiral, and you know it.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Only a matter of time.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Guess when you look at it like that, what's a little planted evidence to help things along, right?

• Internal Affairs Detective : You want us to get to the fucking point, so here it is. This whole kidnapping angle, you want to steer wide clear of that.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Sometimes kids go missing. It's a tragedy. Sometimes we find them.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Sometimes we don't. You understand, McCarthy? Sometimes they just stay missing.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : So this is a message. From Blue.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Blue? Who's that? You know who she's talking about, Hubble?

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : Without getting too graphic, how the hell do you bitches sleep at night?

  Internal Affairs Detective : Not on our father's graves. That is him on that wall, isn't it? Behind you?

  Internal Affairs Detective : Wall of Heroes.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Yeah. He was a good cop, McCarthy. Anyway, that's what I hear. Cut down in the line of duty. Mm. Makes you sick, doesn't it?

  Internal Affairs Detective : He must've been so proud of you.

  Internal Affairs Detective : Yeah, I bet he was. And I bet I know what he would tell you right now. He would tell you to stay off of that wall. Do what you have to do. Do *whatever* you to have to do. But stay off that wall.