- Lori Madison: Are you nervous about flying?
- C.C.: Me? Hell no.
- Lori Madison: It's not dangerous. Only, like a few planes go down every year. Anyway, we should get goin'.
- C.C.: Hold up. Gotta think on this.
- Lori Madison: Think on what? The awards are tonight.
- C.C.: Yeah, but if we all crashed up in the Nebraska cornfields, then ain't nobody winning nothin' but Best Burnt-to-Shit Motherfuckers.
- Larry Brown: Bernie, let me holler at you for a second?
- Bernie Wolf: Larry Brown, what's shaking?
- Larry Brown: Say, er, say a guy want to get into something like this here?
- Bernie Wolf: Well, the first thing I'd say is that guy needs to be white.
- Larry Brown: What the hell, Bernie?
- Bernie Wolf: You know what ninety percent of casting is? Looking the part. Not a lot of parts for someone who looks like you.
- Larry Brown: Come on, man, give a brother a chance.
- Bernie Wolf: Let me lay it out for you. White guys are the major consumers of porn, and they don't want to see a black guy's cock. Makes 'em feel insecure. Dig? Half of these girls, they wouldn't fuck a black guy on a dare. Interracial harms their brand.
- Larry Brown: You saying these bitches is racist?
- Bernie Wolf: Its not racism, its economics. There's no market for it. Tell you what, Johnnie Keyes drops dead during one of his forty-five-minute marathon screws, you're my first call.