Wow, watching this film, this is basically an all-out rip off of Star Wars using cartoon animals. I mean, who thought this was a good idea? Basically, the movie is about an elephant, Nuke Tiptoes (which does not sound close to Luke Skywalker at all) hearing a voice in his head and pressing Enter to embrace his destiny (because kids' movies needs more references to The Matrix, a film the target audience won't be watching until they're older). Basically, this film caused me to lose a few brain cells trying to think about what this is. The character models are horrible, as B-52 looks like something out of someone's darkest nightmares, and the animal characters looking like generic animals. Also, the film relies too much on references to real life stuff, some which the target audience would not understand. Also, the character names sound horrible. I mean, what kind of a villain name is Boo Boo Squeal? This is one rip-off that is from the dark side.
7 Reviews
What age is this aimed at???
pickled_honey1 August 2019
Easily the best film this studio has made so far.
cascadiarch13 February 2019
Which, of course, is not saying anything much. The voice work is bad, the characters are ugly, and there's a lot of stolen assets; the antagonist is just Pip from Barnyarn cosplaying as Darth Vader.
That said, the creators have taken a step in the right direction by taking on a more ambitious project. By telling a story instead of going with the 'instant dance party' format they've been doing, there's actual writing and a narrative to follow. Not all that engaging of one, of course, but it got a few genuine laughs from me.
That said, the creators have taken a step in the right direction by taking on a more ambitious project. By telling a story instead of going with the 'instant dance party' format they've been doing, there's actual writing and a narrative to follow. Not all that engaging of one, of course, but it got a few genuine laughs from me.
Just saw this in the theatures
guydumgcat27 May 2018
Zoo wars more like stupid wars
stramalexander15 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Boo Boo Squeal is a punk. Also somehow the most interesting character. He had some funny sauce lines. I don't want any of you to get the idea that they were actually funny, they were funny in the sense that the randomness of the sauce names felt like a breath of air in the mundane horrors that make up the rest of the film. It only took about 15 minutes for me to lose all sanity, so anytime the characters moved slightly I screamed. I'd say the best course of action for viewing this film is to completely forget any standards you have for yourself. I sat through an hour of uneventful dialog just to have the movie end with the rat I was rooting for getting tickled into submission. Ridiculous movie.
Zoo Wars
ladmad-0037610 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Zoo wars is one of the best unintentionally funny movies I have seen in a long time It starts with a elephant named Nuke Tiptoe (great name by the way) at his office, the voice in his head, Bongo Bananas (who sounds drunk at all times), tells him to push enter on his keyboard to learn "the truth" He pushes the button teleporting him to a space ship called The Sparkle Express with the robot C-35 or something who is supposedly the robot servant of a princess named Princess Sparklefeather
It cuts to the greatest villain of all time BOO BOO SQUEAL, negotiating the kidnapping deal of the princess.
The movie goes back to The Sparkle Express chasing Squeaky Whistle to rouge squirrel They are falling behind so C-35 recommends they go through a thing called to nebula 5 wormhole Of course Bongo Bananas comes back and tells Nuke to go through the Nebula 5 and tells him to say Bechamel? He ended up doing it and going through the Nebula 5 and successfully finds out, by checking the coordinates the one They aren't dead? And two They are in the SAUCE DIMENSION After a little talking about Instagram and Facebook, they find Squeaky Whistles ship "The Cashew" Bongo Bananas talks once more telling Nuke again to say Bechamel, he says it and teleports into the Cashew along with C-35. Shortly after entering they are threatened to get pulverized by a talking squirrel with a eyepatch, they explain their situation but Squeaky refuses to help
It cuts to Boo Boo Squeal talking about his evil plan and his Hippo manservant "Chubby"calling Boo Boo "Cute when he is evil" He quickly fixes his statement but boo boo heard it, he threatens Chubby with Tabasco and Siracha as Chubby begs for his life
It fits back to the Cashew being chased by a Warthog named Coo Coo Carburetor because Coo Coo wants the Cashew to himself After a very thrilling and exiting action chase scene the Cashew escapes with its hyper drive
It once again cuts to Boo Boo and Princess Sparklefeather (This is my favorite part) Boo Boo talks about how he wanted to be on the Nice side but he wasn't excepted so he created to nice side, he requests the Chosen One from the princess but she refuses so he threatens to use The Sauce to read her mind: (Boo Boo Sqeal: Look at me in my infinitely evil eyes Sparklefeather: No Boo Boo Sqeal: Remolaude Sparklefeather: No, no!
Boo Boo Sqeal: Where is the Chosen One?
Sparklefeather: Never Boo Boo Sqeal: Hoisin sauce Sparklefeather: No, not Hoisin Boo Boo Sqeal: Teriyaki Sparklefeather: Oh, no Your power is strong Boo Boo Sqeal: Alfredo The Chosen One, Princess?
Sparklefeather: No, never Boo Boo Sqeal: Where is he?
Sparklefeather: Your Sauce power shall not prevail Boo Boo Sqeal: Marinara Sparklefeather: Not the marinara Boo Boo Sqeal: Vodka sauce Sparklefeather: No Boo Boo Sqeal: Guacamole!!)
It cuts to The Cashew with Squeaky, Nuke, and C-35 talking about Squeakys life of a rouge We also found out that Squeaky and the Princess dated before C-35 goes diva for a for a minute because squeaky was being bossy and impatient The Princess had made a "Princess Laya" message for Squeaky, she also talks about The Chosen one as Nuke definitely thinks it's himself because he's the main character She tells Squeaky that Bongo Bananas is the Nice Side leader and that they have to find him to find out who the chosen one is Being Nuke, Nuke makes it all about himself screaming "I KNOW BONGO BANANAS, HE TALKS TO ME" but obviously no one believes him Squeaky is planning to not listen to the princess and run Squeaky proceeds to say that Bongo Bananas dead and was sucked into a black hole so he is definitely not talking to Nuke, Nuke still doesn't want to listen so Squeaky recommends they go to Jabber the Jaw to find out if Bongo is alive It goes back to Boo Boo torturing the Princess, the Princess tells Boo Boo that Squeaky is looking for the Chosen One It cuts back to The Cashew with a new person attacking them, Tartar the Third They easily defeat him with their high end CGI blasters blasting Tartar away, they arrive at Jabbers place and ask about Bongo, and he tells them that Bongo is not dead but in a far away dimension in hiding, they learn that two animals were trained to be as good as him when the time came but they deserted him Nuke is told by Bongo to remember something that will help him but he can't remember
It's shows Tartar talking to Boo Boo: (Boo Boo Squeal: Have you destroyed the Cashew and that silly squirrel along with it?
Tartar the Third: Uh, Boo Boo? I'm afraid I'm the bringer of nefarious news Boo Boo Squeal: Are you saying?
Tartar the Third: I'm saying Boo Boo Squeal: You, the proud space warrior, Tartar the Third, son of Tartar the Second, and grandson of the first Tartar, not able to defeat a puny park squirrel from the Lower East Quadrant?
Tartar the Third: Alas, it is so, Boo Boo Squeal Boo Boo Squeal: That makes me very, very angry, Tartar Tartar the Third: Uh oh Boo Boo Squeal: So angry, in fact, I might be forced to use the power of the Sauce upon you Tartar the Third: No, not the Sauce!
Boo Boo Squeal: Indeed, the Sauce. May my power of the Sauce blast you a million ions into the farthest space DIMENSION: Marinara!)
It goes back to Squeaky, Nuke, and Jabber as Nuke finally remembers the word, Bechamel They get teleported to bongos dimension where they find Bongo They find out that Squeaky and Bongo had fought in the past, Boo Boo has grown to strong for Bongo, that there was a time when the Nice and the Mice side were allies, that Nuke was one of Bongos best students of the sauce and that Nuke is Sparklefeathers son, but Nuke betrayed him and overpowered Bongo, but Bongo dememorized Nuke and took away his powers They learn the rule of the sauce is that The Sauce makes you want more sauce They found out that Bongo had also trained Boo Boo in secret but alas he became too powerful as well They find out that Nuke was, of course, disowned by his father, the King and that Nuke is NOT the Chosen one but the Chosen one is a Flea named Filippo He was trapped in Nukes ear during the time of Nukes training but soon got stuck in Nukes ear because of the earwax They proceed to search out Boo Boo to fight him with Filippo Boo Boo uses his Sauce beam to destroy Squeakys weapons but they are still able to release Filippo As Boo Boo is giving his evil speech Filippo sneaks onto Boo Boo and tickles him into submission So basically the only way to beat the most powerful being in the universe was to tickle him.
The movie goes back to The Sparkle Express chasing Squeaky Whistle to rouge squirrel They are falling behind so C-35 recommends they go through a thing called to nebula 5 wormhole Of course Bongo Bananas comes back and tells Nuke to go through the Nebula 5 and tells him to say Bechamel? He ended up doing it and going through the Nebula 5 and successfully finds out, by checking the coordinates the one They aren't dead? And two They are in the SAUCE DIMENSION After a little talking about Instagram and Facebook, they find Squeaky Whistles ship "The Cashew" Bongo Bananas talks once more telling Nuke again to say Bechamel, he says it and teleports into the Cashew along with C-35. Shortly after entering they are threatened to get pulverized by a talking squirrel with a eyepatch, they explain their situation but Squeaky refuses to help
It cuts to Boo Boo Squeal talking about his evil plan and his Hippo manservant "Chubby"calling Boo Boo "Cute when he is evil" He quickly fixes his statement but boo boo heard it, he threatens Chubby with Tabasco and Siracha as Chubby begs for his life
It fits back to the Cashew being chased by a Warthog named Coo Coo Carburetor because Coo Coo wants the Cashew to himself After a very thrilling and exiting action chase scene the Cashew escapes with its hyper drive
It once again cuts to Boo Boo and Princess Sparklefeather (This is my favorite part) Boo Boo talks about how he wanted to be on the Nice side but he wasn't excepted so he created to nice side, he requests the Chosen One from the princess but she refuses so he threatens to use The Sauce to read her mind: (Boo Boo Sqeal: Look at me in my infinitely evil eyes Sparklefeather: No Boo Boo Sqeal: Remolaude Sparklefeather: No, no!
Boo Boo Sqeal: Where is the Chosen One?
Sparklefeather: Never Boo Boo Sqeal: Hoisin sauce Sparklefeather: No, not Hoisin Boo Boo Sqeal: Teriyaki Sparklefeather: Oh, no Your power is strong Boo Boo Sqeal: Alfredo The Chosen One, Princess?
Sparklefeather: No, never Boo Boo Sqeal: Where is he?
Sparklefeather: Your Sauce power shall not prevail Boo Boo Sqeal: Marinara Sparklefeather: Not the marinara Boo Boo Sqeal: Vodka sauce Sparklefeather: No Boo Boo Sqeal: Guacamole!!)
It cuts to The Cashew with Squeaky, Nuke, and C-35 talking about Squeakys life of a rouge We also found out that Squeaky and the Princess dated before C-35 goes diva for a for a minute because squeaky was being bossy and impatient The Princess had made a "Princess Laya" message for Squeaky, she also talks about The Chosen one as Nuke definitely thinks it's himself because he's the main character She tells Squeaky that Bongo Bananas is the Nice Side leader and that they have to find him to find out who the chosen one is Being Nuke, Nuke makes it all about himself screaming "I KNOW BONGO BANANAS, HE TALKS TO ME" but obviously no one believes him Squeaky is planning to not listen to the princess and run Squeaky proceeds to say that Bongo Bananas dead and was sucked into a black hole so he is definitely not talking to Nuke, Nuke still doesn't want to listen so Squeaky recommends they go to Jabber the Jaw to find out if Bongo is alive It goes back to Boo Boo torturing the Princess, the Princess tells Boo Boo that Squeaky is looking for the Chosen One It cuts back to The Cashew with a new person attacking them, Tartar the Third They easily defeat him with their high end CGI blasters blasting Tartar away, they arrive at Jabbers place and ask about Bongo, and he tells them that Bongo is not dead but in a far away dimension in hiding, they learn that two animals were trained to be as good as him when the time came but they deserted him Nuke is told by Bongo to remember something that will help him but he can't remember
It's shows Tartar talking to Boo Boo: (Boo Boo Squeal: Have you destroyed the Cashew and that silly squirrel along with it?
Tartar the Third: Uh, Boo Boo? I'm afraid I'm the bringer of nefarious news Boo Boo Squeal: Are you saying?
Tartar the Third: I'm saying Boo Boo Squeal: You, the proud space warrior, Tartar the Third, son of Tartar the Second, and grandson of the first Tartar, not able to defeat a puny park squirrel from the Lower East Quadrant?
Tartar the Third: Alas, it is so, Boo Boo Squeal Boo Boo Squeal: That makes me very, very angry, Tartar Tartar the Third: Uh oh Boo Boo Squeal: So angry, in fact, I might be forced to use the power of the Sauce upon you Tartar the Third: No, not the Sauce!
Boo Boo Squeal: Indeed, the Sauce. May my power of the Sauce blast you a million ions into the farthest space DIMENSION: Marinara!)
It goes back to Squeaky, Nuke, and Jabber as Nuke finally remembers the word, Bechamel They get teleported to bongos dimension where they find Bongo They find out that Squeaky and Bongo had fought in the past, Boo Boo has grown to strong for Bongo, that there was a time when the Nice and the Mice side were allies, that Nuke was one of Bongos best students of the sauce and that Nuke is Sparklefeathers son, but Nuke betrayed him and overpowered Bongo, but Bongo dememorized Nuke and took away his powers They learn the rule of the sauce is that The Sauce makes you want more sauce They found out that Bongo had also trained Boo Boo in secret but alas he became too powerful as well They find out that Nuke was, of course, disowned by his father, the King and that Nuke is NOT the Chosen one but the Chosen one is a Flea named Filippo He was trapped in Nukes ear during the time of Nukes training but soon got stuck in Nukes ear because of the earwax They proceed to search out Boo Boo to fight him with Filippo Boo Boo uses his Sauce beam to destroy Squeakys weapons but they are still able to release Filippo As Boo Boo is giving his evil speech Filippo sneaks onto Boo Boo and tickles him into submission So basically the only way to beat the most powerful being in the universe was to tickle him.
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