TheOdd1sOut (2014– )

James Rallison: Self, other characters

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• James : 7-day Vegan Challenge, Baby! Solves all your problems.

• James : What is Happiness? It's a chemical in your brain. And how do you get it in your brain? A little thing I call Drugs.

• James : [Hamster Graveyard]  Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light...

• Monopoly Opponent : He's in Jail! I'm not giving money to a criminal!

  James : That's not how you... PLAAAAAAAAY!

• Alex Trebeck : What is the most useless class you can take in High School?

  James : Poetry?

  Alex Trebeck : I'm sorry, the answer is ALL OF THEM, THEY'RE ALL USELESS!

• James : Anyone can dig a ditch, but it takes a real Man to hide the Body.

• James : Hey England! For the Entirety of this video I'm going to be calling this sport Football and this sport Soccer, okay?

  [English Accent] 

  James : Oh, Blimey, mate, we got a cheeky bugger here, we do, we do! Well pip-pop cheerio, hope a stiffy wanks your knockers! God save the Queen!

• James : Anyone who likes poetry probably has something wrong in their head.

• James : A Bad Teacher can not only waste your time and not teach you anything, but also crush your dreams!

• James : I had this French teacher who not only made me hate French, but the entire Country of France.

• James : And there's Mercury in the Energy Efficient Lightbulbs, so if you break one open, it's time to Die.

• James : All the math I'd learned was telling me something didn't add up.

• James : [Hallowe'en]  Maybe I don't get scared because I don't feel emotions any more.

• James : Don't put your Baby on its side, it might choke on its own vomit! Don't put your Baby on its stomach, it might get SIDS! Put it on its head.

• James : The Internet changes how we talk to people.

• James : It was tewibble. Weally hurt my feewings.

• James : Sooubway will always hold a special place in my empty heart...

• James : [Mormon]  Sorry, I'm a Youtuber so I'm not going to Heaven.

• James : I understand that there are things I don't understand. Like Quantum Physics, or how to make friends.

• James : I'm 22, my life is practically over!

• James : I have dyslexia because my Mom has dyslexia and says I have all the symptoms. But we never got that diagnosed by a Doctor so, Pfft, you can't make me take my meds, Mom!

• James : [Annoying Customer]  And she said "Oh I didn't realise places in Arizona closed so early, blah-blah-blah, we're Vampires!"

• James : I love you Mom! Thanks for not being one of those Moms who's all like "Myeah! No you can't be an Artist, you have to finish College and be a Doctor! Myeah!"

• James : Drugs! Solves all your problems, baby.