- Abby Sciuto: Okay, so I found something weird with Petty Officer Miller - cocaine.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That's not so weird.
- Abby Sciuto: Weird is where I found it. It was on his clothes, in his hair. It was even in his shoes.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: In his blood?
- Abby Sciuto: No. His system was totally clean. It's like he rolled around in a giant pile of it.
- Jimmy Palmer: I've never done cocaine before, but I think he was doing it wrong.
- Nick Torres: Slim Tim? Tiny Tim? I'm close, huh?
- Timothy McGee: If you must know, I was The Timinator.