Maho Hiyajo: Hey, you. I'm talking to you. Which way is the staff room?
Rintarou Okabe: Huh? Uh, this is a college seminar conference.
Maho Hiyajo: Of course I know that! It's the same thing over and over.
[reaches into her bag]
Rintarou Okabe: Over and over?
Maho Hiyajo: You're the fourth person to tell me that since coming here.
[holds up a Guest ID badge on a lanyard]
Rintarou Okabe: Viktor Chondria University, Brain Science Institute? Oh, I get it. You found this and...
Maho Hiyajo: Fourth time to hear *that*, too!
[turns the badge around to show her name, date of birth, and sex]
Rintarou Okabe: Viktor Chondria University has middle schoolers?
Maho Hiyajo: If you're gonna be dumb, do it elsewhere! There's no university that takes middle schoolers.
[points to her DOB: 11/02/1989]
Rintarou Okabe: 21 years old?
Maho Hiyajo: In other words, I'm a full-grown woman! Not in middle school, not elementary school, and not preschool either! Got a problem?
Rintarou Okabe: But... Never mind. I was in the wrong. Forgive me.
[bows]
Rintarou Okabe: I'm sorry.
Maho Hiyajo: Hmph. Whatever. The same thing happens no matter what country I go to.
Rintarou Okabe: [quietly sarcastic] Big surprise.
Maho Hiyajo: Did you say something?
Rintarou Okabe: N-no, nothing.