18½ (2021)

Jon Cryer: H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman

Quotes 

• President Richard M. Nixon : Bob, I don't know anything about that.

  H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman : No. Of course not. Sir. Uh, my mistake.

  President Richard M. Nixon : I won't stand for anyone looking into Colson.

  H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman : Right now it's just some flat-foots at DC Metro.

  President Richard M. Nixon : Yeah, by tomorrow it'll be the FBI. Colson will fold like testicles in a nutcracker. I don't trust the Bureau.

  H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman : Uh, I assure you with Pat Gray acting as... .

  President Richard M. Nixon : Acting like a balloon maybe. Ever since Hoover died they're pissed off that we didn't promote from the ranks. Who's that one, uh... Mark something... satin, uh... velvet, uh... .

  H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman : Felt.

  President Richard M. Nixon : Felt like a weasel when I shook his hand.