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I see a lot of reviews here that were obviously posted by cast and crew, or their friends and family. A horrible script, bad audio and video quality, terrible acting... this movie has almost nothing going for it. There are girls in bikinis and a few topless shots but unless you really, really want to see those few scenes there is nothing worth watching in this film. Ron Jeremy is terrible even by Ron Jeremy standards in this.

Oh good gosh it was past so horrible. As a straight male it only got a half star even with the nudity. Plot sucked, acting was stiff and forced. Soft porn where the lead remains clad.

With no expectations but was expecting something somewhat funny and enjoyable. This film is very poor, from the acting to the camera work to the overall plot and characters.

Nothing is funny and the dialogue is terrible and extremely forced (especially an early scene with one of the leads and the grandfather). Weak deliveries and unfunny jokes in this scene all around.

The actual car wash doesn't occur until a little half way through the film. The characters are quite clueless and what was strange is that they were expecting to make a lot of money from these car washes when they took place at night. The lead character was the smart one yet it never seemed to occur to her that they should do these during the day?

A few scenes regarding a character at a bus stop repeating movie scene lines to strangers were cringe. It wasn't funny the first time, yet they continued the scenes a few more times. Of course there was a payoff in the end.

A minor laugh was a running gag with a stuffed teddy bear fondling over one of the girls. There's a very late end post credit scene which was quite funny.

Other than that, everything was dull, forced and just not worth the watch. There are a lot more films of this genre worth watching.

High ranking reviews plainly written by people connected to this pile of drivel. You think this site would have some sort of mechanisim to stop the director bulling up his own movie by now. If it has Jeremy in it, it stinks, literally.

Of course I had never heard about this 2020 comedy prior to sitting down here in 2024 to watch it.

Truth be told, I wasn't really harboring much of any grand expectations to the movie, but still opted to give writer and director Jordan F. Ghanma the benefit of the doubt.

The storyline in the movie, as written by Jordan F. Ghanma, failed to entertain me. And it was quite a struggle to sit through the ordeal that is "Bikini Valley Car Wash".

Right, well the movie was labeled as a comedy, and thus I opted to sit down and watch it. But the problem with "Bikini Valley Car Wash" was that there wasn't an ounce of comedy anywhere in sight. I wasn't brought to laughter once throughout the course of the movie.

I was not familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, and I can't claim that I was impressed with the performances that the actors and actresses put on.

Some of the audio during the outdoors dialogue was suffering from echoing, and that was just felt like an amateurish thing for a movie. But then again, in all honesty, "Bikini Valley Car Wash" was an amateurish movie, so there was that.

My rating of director Jordan F. Ghanma's 2020 movie "Bikini Valley Car Wash" lands on a very generous one out of ten stars.

Bikini Valley Car Wash is about cash strapped beautiful young ladies that use their assets to earn money. In between seeing beautiful ladies you find lots of low brow humor. Also there is surprised cameo I didn't see coming.

Love the 70s-80s throwback plot, although even those B movies had a bigger budget than this. Still, not bad for a shoestring budget movie, smaller than many of the porn films that some of these actors migrated from. Ron Jeremy is a little painful to watch, but the girls are cute.

Funny, well acted, with a major surprise actor that was the icing on the cake. Totally enjoyed this hidden gem. Looking forward to more from this production team and hope to see some of the actresses in other projects as well. A++++++

Bikini Valley Car Wash is exactly like it sounds -- a fun throwback to 80s era comedies with plenty of scantily clad women in bikinis or less. This kind of movie isn't going to be for everyone, and that's fine, because the film is certainly upfront and unabashed about what it is. The film is about two roommates who are forced into a desperate financial situation and must raise a whole bunch of cash and quick. The girls come up with a plan: to operate a bikini car wash to raise the funds. Ron Jeremy also stars in the film because, of course haha. I definitely enjoyed Bikini Valley Car Wash and I think if you like these kinds of 80s throwbacks films then you will too.

This is a really fun little movie that reminds me of the comedies of the late 80's and early to mid 90's - fun, balls to the wall, and not afraid to be a little bit silly. It also features an appearance from the OG Ron Jeremy himself, so if you're looking to laugh a lot and forget the fact that the world is on fire for 90 minutes or so, check this one out!

Watch this movie to have a good time and don't take it seriously although it has a message too!

The acting is funny and there's a feel good vibe throughout.

I really enjoyed it!

If all of Hollyweird would make more movies like this there wouldn't be so many bombs. Perfect combo of comedy and gorgeous women. Loved this pic!