SPF-18 (2017)

Bianca A. Santos: Camilla Barnes

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• Camilla Barnes : It makes me so sad that we as a society are still so inflexible about public nudity.

  Steve Galmarini : What nudity? I'm writing him up for having a sleepover on state property.

  Ash Baker : I swear I didn't know you couldn't camp on the beach.

  Camilla Barnes : But whose beach is it really?

  Steve Galmarini : California's.

  Camilla Barnes : Isn't that just what we've been told? I mean, California's a concept. It's a way of saying "We're not Nevada, and thank God for that."

  Steve Galmarini : It's a fascinating perspective, but...

  Camilla Barnes : And when I come home from a day at the shore, and I've got sand in my bikini crotch, am I... stealing from state property, sir.

  Steve Galmarini : Okay, cool it with the "sir."

  Camilla Barnes : Yet this young man, who lies upon said sand, is somehow threatening your concept of ownership?

  Steve Galmarini : Do you want a citation, too?

• Camilla Barnes : I'm ready to absorb some primal energy from the Earth's core.

• Camilla Barnes : Somebody call a doctor, because this house is sick!