- Pilot comedy series The Crappers is about an everyday Eastend family making ends meet.
- Bobby Crapper, Shifty Wheeler Dealer always causes Mayhem on everything he touches, 50s east end Pauline Crapper 50s east end very cockney always trying to please the family, Ronnie Crapper late 20s vivacious, entertainer works in his local as the Karaoke king, India Crapper, 20s Plump Dipsy Cockney Girl, In the process of getting Married, Shirley Birch, 40s and a very good friend of Pauline, very Common Ruben, late 20s the future husband of India, Has an Indian Mother and a Cockney Father, Sydney and Lulu, late 50s very snooty, Lulu is the sister of Pauline, The Murphy Brothers Cash and Carry, is their nick names real names are Jonjo and Patrick Donkey Dave and Charlene, Donkey is in his 40S very stupid guy not a winner for sure, laughs like a Donkey, Charlene 30s very Dipsy, Peg Leg Pepe, 40s -50s Italian Character very funny!
Detective Steele early 50s always trying to get one over Bobby,
Loads of Pub Scenes with so many Supporting Artists,
The set will be three sets, 1. House Scenes 2. Pub Scenes 3. Street Scenes The concept is about the Crappers Daughter India , she is getting married to Ruben and is now getting worried as the wedding is only months away and the father Bobby promised to help fund her mixed Bollywood wedding , Bobby comes up with a plan with his son to raise the funds by having a lottery down at the White Bear Pub where Ronnie works , They devise a plan that they will raise the money by Raffling Ruben's Pride and Joy his car , he is not very happy about this happening but eventually after convincing him that they have a plan where they will win the car back by fixing the tickets, Loads of original material and great one liners, the tickets are distributed and it's a big success until Ronnie realizes he has sold the winning batch of tickets to someone, in all the excitement the winning tickets are gone and he doesn't know what to do so he keeps it to himself,
On the day of the raffle it all goes pear shaped and mayhem breaks loose, until the final scenes where you see Bobby getting carried out the pub because of possession of Stolen Goods,
End of Pilot
I believe that this is prime family entertainment and after the 1st episode the viewers will be screaming for more,
I have already put the ideas for the 2nd and 3rd episode,
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