Bible Town (2017) User Reviews

What was that?

[Saw-it-on-Tubi · 1/10 · 28 October 2019]

Nothing about this is good. Half the time the visuals don't match what the narrator is saying. It looks like their slides were put in the wrong order and no one cared enough to fix it.

I gave up watching within the first 15 minutes.

For the sake of your sanity, do not watch this film.

[Movieviewer729 · 1/10 · 15 December 2021]

I hear them crawling in the walls at night. I wake up in a cold sweat to the sound of giggling "Tell us another story!" I run out of the room. Splash cold water on my face. Then look up into the mirror and for a moment I swear my eyes look cold and hollow, like voids staring into the pits of hell themselves. I run outside in a panic, trembling as my heart pounds. Maybe some fresh air will help. But to my horror, as I gaze up into the clouds, a single hot air balloon passes above me. I know now that there is no escape. This was Bible Town all along. We are all Bible Town. Our memories are fake. Simple delusions we have created to escape the reality that there is no true life outside of this hell inhabited by plastic soulless children who feed on the sanity of humans like you and me.

Freaky

[adamwfoster · 1/10 · 30 November 2019]

My wife checked this out from the library. Now our kids are afraid of the Bible.

The animation is terrible. The writing is awful. Our kids think it's a comedy.

Tasteless

[papelindholm · 31 March 2021]

Indoctrination attempts in such guise that actually challenge the tenets of the belief behind the theology more than they approve of, is on the very brink of being audacious, if not flat out obscene. The only things in favour of this manure, be it a mere blunder of the producers, are the empty eyed characters matching their as hollow regurgitations. For shame, whoever put this onto the market.

bad motion capture

[cinimodder · 1/10 · 1 February 2019]

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch it physically hurts stop I wanna commit despacito

It's just bible stories. Might as well read the bible.

[alfadolhazem · 1/10 · 20 September 2021]

This movie has some of the worst animation I have seen in a movie. The plot is the following: Three kids get a big ass hot air balloon. They travel to Bible Town, while telling every single story in the bible. When they get to the town, they listen to more stories for 10 minutes, and that's it. You might as well read the bible instead of watching this movie.

So Horrible, It Makes the Lord Cry

[jeremycrimsonfox · 1/10 · 8 February 2022]

No seriously, it would, as this feels like a movie that was rushed to get on the market. Watching this, I see this was made outside the U. S. as the English voice lines do not sync with the lip movements of the characters, which is lazy as all it could take is to redo the lip movements to match the language. Also, the characters used are not designed well, and when they tell bible stories, they either don't show images related to the bible story, or if they do, are way out of sync with the voice acting. There is no excuse for releasing an English dub of any animation in this state, and Bible Town just proves itself as a lazy attempt made to earn a quick buck off unsuspecting Christian families looking for Bible videos for the kids.

Shocking film and really quite disturbing

[tussuck · 1/10 · 18 October 2018]

Some things should best be left in written form and in this instance Bible Town should never have made i t to the screen. Some of the worst animation you will; which in this day and age is a feat in itself and the voices just do not gel with the characters. Overall it comes across as though a fringe set people somehow got money from a church and decided to spread the message; with the result being a fail.

Yeah...

[catjohanson · 1/10 · 12 September 2021]

The animation and lip-sinking is terrible, the plot is non-existent, and the voice-acting egregious.

The entirety of this movie is the characters reading bible stories with their dead eyes and empty voices.

It's nothing more than a way to spread the gospel, and has no substance.

A new low for christian propaganda!

[hateredblast · 1/10 · 20 September 2021]

I've seen some bad movies, but WHOA! This is absolutely mindblowing!

Plot: none, just a bunch of lobotomites regurgitating bible stories Characters: glass-eyed drooling lobotomites Voice-acting: souless, atrocious with the third kid being barely audible Assets: random stock models for 5% each Lip synching: the what now?

Christians, dont fall for this! You deserve better!

Jesus did not die for this

[IShowSpeed · 1/10 · 24 August 2022]

In the name of god, this is absolutely trash. Only reason these kinds of movies/games get made is because of those Christian soccer moms. I wonder if they do well in the box office??

The greatest movie of all time

[gracewright-20920 · 10/10 · 4 January 2024]

A beautiful masterpiece of a movie the stories and lessons in this movie are beautiful and teach you to be a beautiful person I cried when watching this masterpiece I highly recommend you show this to your little ones to teach them the rightful ways of life to not be a evil sinner and to be a beautiful young man/woman when you show him/her this movie they'll understand what you were talking about this is a masterpiece of a movie I don't know why it got so many bad reviews it is a masterpiece of a movie if only they made a sequel to this masterpiece of a movie I highly recommend you watch this movie.

the best movie ever made

[ndavenport-32207 · 10/10 · 15 November 2023]

Bible town is the best most beautiful most fantastical movie ever. Period. This movie gives FINDING JESUS a run for its money as the best christian movie. This should be a compulsory watch as all school boys should have to watch this masterpiece. The movie really gets the values and teachings of the bible across. I put this movie on while me and the wife read the bible. The twist ending is magical (no spoilers). The kids LOVE BIBLE TOWN. They cry tears of joy every time i put it on. Everyone loves bible town all the bad reviews you see are an inside joke. We love bible town. You love bible town. We all love bible town.

Absolutely Amazing

[BigKlevice · 10/10 · 23 July 2019]

As a Christian myself, I find this film satisfying in showing the wonders and diversity of Christianity and Christians, it has fantastic CGI and even better voice acting, other animated films such as Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (2018) and WALL-E (2008) can't even reach the sheer creativity and beauty that this film presents. This film is up there with other great films like Bee Movie (2007) and Planet 51 (2009). Great job WowNow Entertainment you made another masterpiece for all ages to enjoy.

Best Christian movie for little Christian boy

[tazzerwaggly · 10/10 · 21 December 2020]

Best movie ever this is the best movie I have ever seen, I rate it a 10/10 because it deserves it. If u don't rate it a 10/10 then u are going to hell and that u are a sinner.

A Gem In A Saturated Market

[AdamSandlersFather · 10/10 · 23 July 2019]

I'm suprised such an amazing film as this could be one about religion, people rating this movie a 1 are trolls, this movie is anything but a 1. Again a very complex movie with deep emotions and amazing character development as well as a clear narrative. One thing that I loved about this movie was the LGBTQIA+ representation none of these characters had genders and that was very bold of the writers. I love how Morgan Freemans character (Blacky) and Adam Sandlers character (New York Guy) grow as friends. Also as a christian man myself this movie really portrayed Jesus correctly. A great film couldn't have asked for more.