The Magicians (TV Series)

The Losses of Magic (2018)

Rizwan Manji: Tick Pickwick

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• Tick Pickwick : We are very, very lucky Her Majesty the Fairy Queen is so persuasive with the Pegasi. They can be most quarrelsome creatures.

  Margo Hanson : I smell like a horse fucked a bird.

  Fairy Queen : Actually, it was the other way around.

• Tick Pickwick : The Morgan Downs, ma'am, could reach the Muntjac in a week. Without magical assistance, that's the best we can muster.

  Margo Hanson : No, it is not the best we can muster! Follow me, dickholes.

  [Storms out] 

  Gillen : ...Did she call us "dickholes"?

• Margo Hanson : What is the problem here? I asked for two simple things. Pull up the fields, plant some goddamn mushrooms.

  Tick Pickwick : If you will allow me to "mansplain", Your Highness, the farmers are hesitant because you're asking them to throw out food and replace it with, uh...

  Margo Hanson : Inedible mushrooms, I got it. And mansplaining is a bad thing, Tick.

  Tick Pickwick : But I'm a man. Explaining. Is that not mansplaining? Perhaps you could woman-splain it to me.

• Tick Pickwick : Are the fairies here right now?

  Margo Hanson : They were. Now they've gone to tell the queen that we screwed the pooch right in the pooper.

  Tick Pickwick : ...That sounds painful.

• Margo Hanson : Good job, Tick.

  Tick Pickwick : Your praise is everything, but I would also like a country estate.

  Margo Hanson : Don't get greedy.