Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

All Roads Lead... (2018)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

Quotes 

• Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : You're in love with her.

  Deke Shaw : Sorry? No. No offense, Mack, but I think your radar is way misfiring on this one.

  Phil Coulson : That was convincing. I believe him.

  Deke Shaw : Thank you.

  Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : You confessed, you idiot. When you hopped up on painkillers, Piper and I couldn't get you to shut up about it.

  Deke Shaw : No. That's... Okay, guys. What, you never heard that drugs can make you say stuff that's a little crazy? Maybe that's why drugs are bad.

  Phil Coulson : It's obvious. I figured it out awhile ago.

  Deke Shaw : All right, it doesn't matter. She hates me anyway.

  Phil Coulson : Most definitely.

• Deke Shaw : Just for grins, say I were interested in someone anyone. How would I... Like, you got a good thing going.

  Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Don't look at me. Last time I saw Yo-Yo, she lied to me, locked me up, and ran off.

  Deke Shaw : Coulson?

  Phil Coulson : Sorry, bro. Apparently, I'm incapable of expressing my feelings or letting people take care of me.

  Deke Shaw : You guys are useless. It's lemons, then.

  Phil Coulson : Come again?

  Deke Shaw : Well, in my day, when you wanted to tell someone how you felt, you'd just save up your tokens, you'd buy a lemon, you leave it on their bunk. That's a thing here, right?

• Phil Coulson : You making some progress?

  Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Yeah, it's coming along, but I gotta say, the idea of the Zephyr flying in space still feels a bit out there.

  Deke Shaw : Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be born for another 50 years, so maybe rethink "out there."

  Phil Coulson : Well, let's hope it never happens but if we can't change things...

  Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Always be prepared, yeah, yeah.