The Good Place (TV Series)
Derek (2017)
Jameela Jamil: Tahani Al-Jamil
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Quotes
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Tahani Al-Jamil : [watching Home Alone] Jason's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.
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Jason Mendoza : [exchanging wedding vows with Tahani] Tahani, you're so smart. Every day, you teach me something new about art, and history, and why you shouldn't eat everything that smells good, because sometimes it's candles. You're basically, like, a hot genius teacher who sometimes has sex with me, your student. That used to happen a lot at Lynyrd Skynyrd High School, but this time you won't be arrested. Oh, I love you, Tahani.
[mimes shooting guns in the air]
Tahani Al-Jamil : Jason, I'd never guess we would be where we are today: me, a prominent British philanthropist with award-winning legs, set to marry you, a swamp-dweller who once asked me if the presidents on Mount Rushmore have butts on the other side. We don't make any sense together, and yet, when I'm with you, I can really let my hair down. Metaphorically speaking, of course, because I'd never have it up in the first place. I'm not a factory worker.
