Good Boys (2019)
Keith L. Williams: Lucas
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Quotes
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Lucas : [after Thor has stolen Hannah's handbag, they empty the contents on the table, Thor holds up a tampon] What is it?
Thor : I have no idea.
Max : That's a tampon.
Lucas : What's it for?
Max : Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.
Lucas : The human body is truly a mystery
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[Lucas sees an old man laughing]
Lucas : What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?
[an old man walks away]
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Lucas : Lets cut the shit, are you a pedophile?
Claude : What? No.
Max : Lucas, if you were a pedophile standing in front of three single boys would you admit it?
Lucas : Probably not.
Max : Then why would he?
Claude : Aw, come on, do I look like a pedophile?
Lucas : 1000%.
Max : Yes.
Thor : Yes, absolutely.
Max : That's not fair.
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Lucas : You had us bring drugs to a fucking playground?
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Lucas : [to Max] You made us ditch school, run around with drugs, and lock a cop in a convenience store with what I now suspect is a dildo!
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Thor : [from trailer] I found all these weapons in my parents' closet.
Max : Think your parents will let me wear this for halloween?
Lucas : Ah-nal beads?
Thor : It's Japanese for nunchucks motherfuc-
[he hits himself in the face with the beads]
Thor : OH! Fuck!
Lucas : Are you okay?
Thor : It smells like shit.
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Lucas : [from trailer] How many husbands does she have?