Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV Series)

Two Broken Fingers (2017)

Samuel Barnett: Dirk Gently

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• Panto Trost : My name is Panto Trost, Lord Prince of the Valley of Inglenook in the Land of Wendimoor. I came to your world through the pool of the empty throne, with help from Waptki Wapnasi, forest witch of the Santi Santiga who guides the Bofuki Nepo. She foretold the prophecy I seek to enact, that once the Great Dark Wizard found his apprentice, no one in Wendimoor could defeat him, and his army would come like a tide. The only hope to save Wendimoor is if the fiercest of foes were united, the great weapon is retrieved, and she who sees all opened a door into a dream. Allowing through a man who, with him would bring a boy... the boy would save our world.

  Dirk Gently : Just quickly: who is the Dark Wizard, who is his apprentice, who are the foes, who is she, what is the dream, who is the man, what is the great weapon, and perhaps most importantly, who is the boy?

  Panto Trost : These things I know not. I have only one answer: the man who could bring the boy, the man who could save my family, my world, his name is Dirk Gently.

• Dirk Gently : You tried to kill me!

  Bart Curlish : Dirk, I did not kill you two times, right now it makes three times I'm not killing you. I mean, we're practically best friends.

• Dirk Gently : [discussing the body in the tree and the car]  Maybe it was an accident

  Todd Brotzman : An accident?

  Dirk Gently : Yeah, like they had some kind of argument and he got angry and... went inside the tree... and she flew her new car off... up into the... sky...

  Todd Brotzman : What is going on with you?

  Dirk Gently : Nothing. Fine-ness.