Family Guy (TV Series)
Emmy-Winning Episode (2017)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Dr. Elmer Hartman
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Quotes
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Chris Griffin : Bazinga, father. Assuming "father" is still the appropriate designation.
[he stares at him with a weird smirk]
Peter Griffin : What... what are you doing?
Chris Griffin : Waiting for the laugh to die down.
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Peter Griffin : That's how we'll win the Emmy - with dark, confusing plot twists like on Homeland or Mad Men.
Chris Griffin : Ooh, or Breaking Bad. Or Mr. Robot Chicken.
Peter Griffin : No, Chris, it's Mr. Robot.
Chris Griffin : Chicken.
Peter Griffin : Mr. Robot.
Chris Griffin : Chicken!
Peter Griffin : No, no, Chris, you see, Mr. Robot is a critically-acclaimed show. Robot Chicken is something kids used to watch in 2006. It's basically four minutes of nonsense on at 1:00 in the morning breaking up personal injury ads.
Chris Griffin : Chicken.
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Cleveland Brown : Remember, kill *anything* that moves.
Peter Griffin : Even a kid?
Cleveland Brown : ESPECIALLY a kid. You gotta kill a kid at least once a season to make people go "Oh, I can't believe they killed a kid!"
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Dr. Elmer Hartman : You have cancer.
Peter Griffin : How long do I have to live?
Dr. Elmer Hartman : One week. While I give the rest of your diagnosis, I'm going to gradually talk quieter, as if I'm growing distant, to show how overwhelmed you are by this news...
