The Good Place (TV Series)
Existential Crisis (2017)
Ted Danson: Michael
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Quotes
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Eleanor Shellstrop : I don't know if what I'm going to say will hurt or help, but screw it. Do you know what's really happening right now? You're learning what it is like to be human. All humans are aware of death. So...
[Shrugs shoulders]
Eleanor Shellstrop : We're all a little bit sad, all the time. That's just the deal.
Michael : Sounds like a crappy deal.
Eleanor Shellstrop : Well, yeah, it is, but we don't get offered any other ones. And if you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. I've been there - everybody's been there. So don't fight it. And in the words of a very wise Bed, Bath and Beyond employee I once knew, "Go ahead and cry all you want, but you're going to have to pay for that toilet plunger".
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Michael : [in ethics class with Chidi] I've read everything on your syllabus and how do I put this delicately? It's all... stupid garbage.
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Eleanor Shellstrop : Coast is clear. Not a demon in sight. Except for, you know...
[Points to Michael]
Eleanor Shellstrop : Is that what we should call you? "Demon"?
Michael : Well, I mean, it's not really accurate, and we consider it to be a little racist.
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Michael : So that's their plan.
Jason Mendoza : This doesn't seem so bad.
Michael : Yeah, it really tugs my nuggets.
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Michael : [all laid back] I mean, anger is toxic. I'm not about that negativity. Mi torture es su torture. I am so happy you're in charge. Okay, well, good. Namaste, chica.
[chuckles]
Michael : Do you want to dance?
Vicky : No.
Michael : Okay. I'm leaving. I'm too miserable to stay here for one more second.
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Michael : Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison.