A Christmas Story Live! (2017 TV Movie)
David Alan Grier: Santa Claus
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Quotes
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Santa Claus : What's your name, little boy?
Elf : Come on, kid. Come on.
Elf Woman : The store's nearly closing!
Santa Claus : Yeah, what do you want for Christmas?
Ralphie as an Adult : Oh, no. My mind had gone blank. I was blowing it. Blowing it.
Elf : Hurry up, kid!
Elf Woman : Come on!
Santa Claus : Hey, how about a nice football?
Ralphie as an Adult : Football, football? What's a football? Without conscious will my voice squeaked out...
Ralphie Parker : Football.
Santa Claus : All right, give him a football and get him out of here.
[the elves grab Ralphie to the slide]
Ralphie as an Adult : [gasps] Football? Oh, no. What was I doing? Wake up, stupid, wake up.
Ralphie Parker : No!
[shoves the slide and climbs back up]
Ralphie Parker : No, no! No, no, no, wait! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus : You'll shoot your eye out, kid! Ho, ho, ho!
[Santa pushes Ralphie down the slide with his boot]
Ralphie Parker : Noooooooo!