Young Sheldon (TV Series)
Pilot (2017)
Iain Armitage: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Georgie : Admit it, he's adopted.
Sheldon Cooper : How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
Mary : That's enough; no one's adopted.
Missy Cooper : I wish I was.
Mary : That can still be arranged.
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Sheldon Cooper : Do you have evil thoughts?
Missy Cooper : I'm having one right now.
Sheldon Cooper : Really? What is it?
Missy Cooper : When we get home, I'm gonna kick your little balls.
Sheldon Cooper : You can't. They haven't descended yet.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm only nine years old; most evil doesn't start till puberty.
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Missy Cooper : Why can't we watch DuckTales?
Sheldon Cooper : 'Cause we don't learn anything watching DuckTales.
Missy Cooper : It's TV. We're not supposed to learn.
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, dear.
Mary : Yeah.
Sheldon Cooper : That boy has an exposed tattoo.
Mary : He does.
Sheldon Cooper : I wonder if he knows that's in violation of the dress code.
Mary : Speaking of which, how about we lose that bowtie?
Sheldon Cooper : [protectively] Why?
Mary : Look around, honey. None of the other kids are wearing one.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, perhaps I'll start a fad.
Mary : No, you won't. Please trust mommy.
[seeing he's reluctant]
Mary : All right, tell you what. You take it off, and this weekend, I'll take you to Radio Shack.
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Sheldon Cooper : Good luck with fingerpainting.
Missy Cooper : You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
Mary : Hey! language!