Lincoln: [First lines] Okay, Lily. I didn't wake you up at 6:00 in the morning just to play. It's time for another lesson on how to survive in a big family!
[He turns off the projector, and the lights come on]
Lincoln: And today's plan is to get to those burritos before our sisters wake up!
[He sniffs the air]
Lincoln: I can smell them now. Okay, Lily! It's go time!
[Lincoln rips off his pajamas, revealing his regular clothes underneath, and throws them at the door. Lily does the same with her diaper, which splats against the door]
Lori: Nice try, Lincoln, but you're not the only one who remembered it's Breakfast Burrito Saturday! Yay, burritos!
[She and the other girls rush down the stairs, but Lincoln yanks out the carpet on the stairs from under their feet, and they get launched out the front door]