Mom (TV Series)

Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute (2017)

William Fichtner: Adam Janikowski

Quotes 

• Bonnie : Something smells good.

  Adam : How do 2 bone-in rib eyes sound?

  Bonnie : Oh! Delicious! Christy's vegan boyfriend is preparing a feast fit for a gerbil.

  Adam : Aw man, did he try to talk you into it?

  Bonnie : Yep, vegans and Mormons, they all try to turn you.

• Brad : [about reducing their water footprint]  I've been teaching Christy about power flushing.

  Christy : [forced smile]  Yep, if it's yellow, let it mellow.

  Adam : [after Bonnie locked him out of the bathroom]  You could always cop a squat at your neighbor's.