Mom (TV Series)

Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's (2017)

Christine Horn: Officer Carter

Quotes 

• Bonnie : Good evening, officer.

  Officer Carter : License and registration please.

  Bonnie : Absolutely. This is my brother's car, he's at a basketball game with my boyfriend, he's my half brother, he's black, I don't know why I said that, not because you're black, my brother's gay, you might be gay too, that's none of my business.

  Officer Carter : Are you alright, ma'am?

  Bonnie : Menopause, cold chills one minute and sweating balls the next, you'll see, not *now*, not any time soon. That's my daughter, Christy, say hi, Christy.

  Christy : Hi.

• Officer Carter : Did you know your right taillight is broken?

  Bonnie : Again, my brother's car, he's at a basketball game with my boyfriend, I don't know why I keep calling him my boyfriend, he's my fiancee, he gave me this ring.

  Officer Carter : Make *sure* your brother gets that taillight fixed.

  Bonnie : Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  Christy : Too many thank yous.

  Bonnie : [to Christy]  Thank you.

  [officer drives off] 

  Bonnie : Okay, your turn to drive again.