Mom (TV Series)

Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's (2017)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : I don't want to alarm you, but I lost the cocaine.

  Bonnie : That *is* alarming.

  Christy : Relax, finding drugs in the dark is like my super power.

  [gets on the floor and searches] 

  Christy : Uh oh.

  Bonnie : You find it?

  Christy : No, but I found a giant bag of pot.

• Christy : [flushing Ray's stash]  Uh oh, the drugs are coming back up.

  Bonnie : How about that? After all these years, the toilet's throwing up on *us*.

• Christy : [looking at Ray's cocaine and marijuana]  I'm not even a LITTLE tempted to use this.

  Bonnie : I'm a *little* tempted to sell it.

  Christy : Hearing that gives me some comfort.

• Ray : [sees his drugs on the coffee table]  What's that?

  Christy : You tell us.

  Ray : Where'd you find it?

  Bonnie : In your car.

  Ray : What were you doing in my car?

  Bonnie : *I'm* asking the questions here.

• Bonnie : You two are like a 70s cop show.

  Adam : Let's go, Huggy Bear.

  Ray : Right behind you, Wheels!

• Bonnie : How does somebody in 3 months go from snorting cocaine every day to

  [deep voice] 

  Bonnie : 'I get up at 6 every morning to do yoga'?

• Bonnie : [being pulled over by the police]  Get Ray's registration out of the glove box.

  Christy : [opens the compartment]  Oh my God.

  Bonnie : There's nothing to worry about, we are two sober, law abiding women...

  Christy : [takes out vial]  With $300 worth of cocaine.

• Bonnie : [about a small vial of white powder]  Are you sure that's cocaine?

  Christy : Well it's either that, or Ray's doing a *teeny* *tiny* load of laundry.

• Ray : I don't have a problem. I just use once in a while.

  Christy : Does Patrick know?

  Ray : Yes.

  Christy : And?

  Ray : And... we're currently on a break.

  Bonnie : Well, if you're gonna keep getting high, then *we're* gonna be on a break too.

  Christy : Listen to you, straight up Marjorie.

  Bonnie : I know, can this day get any worse?

• Bonnie : Good evening, officer.

  Officer Carter : License and registration please.

  Bonnie : Absolutely. This is my brother's car, he's at a basketball game with my boyfriend, he's my half brother, he's black, I don't know why I said that, not because you're black, my brother's gay, you might be gay too, that's none of my business.

  Officer Carter : Are you alright, ma'am?

  Bonnie : Menopause, cold chills one minute and sweating balls the next, you'll see, not *now*, not any time soon. That's my daughter, Christy, say hi, Christy.

  Christy : Hi.

• Christy : [driving Ray's car]  When can I drive again? You said I could drive again.

  Bonnie : Well I'm not just gonna pull over on the freeway.

  [lights and sirens behind them] 

  Bonnie : Okay, maybe I am.

• Officer Carter : Did you know your right taillight is broken?

  Bonnie : Again, my brother's car, he's at a basketball game with my boyfriend, I don't know why I keep calling him my boyfriend, he's my fiancee, he gave me this ring.

  Officer Carter : Make *sure* your brother gets that taillight fixed.

  Bonnie : Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  Christy : Too many thank yous.

  Bonnie : [to Christy]  Thank you.

  [officer drives off] 

  Bonnie : Okay, your turn to drive again.