Mom (TV Series)
Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes (2017)
Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall
Quotes
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Jill : [eating pie, to Christy] Whoopity doo, you're gonna have a great career,
[to Bonnie]
Jill : you're engaged,
[to Marjorie]
Jill : you're married, what do I have?
Wendy : [screaming] Oh God, stop bitching, Jill!
[everybody looks at her wide eyed]
Wendy : Your purse costs more than my car. You sleep late because you don't *have* to work. You have hair stylists, nail stylists and masseuses who all come to your door! Do you know who comes to *my* door? Nobody! Not even the delivery boy from the Golden Dragon. I have to walk down four flights of stairs just to get my kung fricking pao chicken! So the next time I hear you going 'Poor me', I'm gonna smack you so hard your lip fillers come out of your ear!
Jill : [timidly, pushes her plate across the table] Would you like some pie?
Wendy : Don't mind if I do.