2018
After an unfortunate teledildonics incident, Alvie wakes up in the Grey Area and is promptly assigned to the Office of Unusual Assessments. In the Judgement Room here, the OUA team has taken cover. The latest case -- that of Hildegarde the Atheist -- has gone pear-shaped. Hildegarde got into an argument with a security demon and must be stopped before she disbelieves everyone out of existence.
2018
Alvie discovers that the Hell side of the OUA building sucks. His protests fall on deaf ears, and he winds up leading a raid on the Heaven side in pursuit of soft toilet paper. Meanwhile, the Judgement team must decide whether a man born a Hindu but converted (late) to Christianity should be sent to Hell, or simply reincarnated.
2018
The Grey Area receives its yearly dump of unbaptized babies and late-term stillbirths and abortions. Alvie is appalled. Brett argues that the doctrine of Original Sin means the babies are guilty and must go to Hell. Alvie disagrees.
2018
Talador has to leave the office for a training seminar. Filling in as office supervisor is none other than Jesus the Christ. He wants to know everything, gets in everybody's business, and spends most of the office budget on a gala social event which he magically caters: water into wine, loaves and fishes for all his friends.
2018
Alvie manages to convince Vajiel to try food for the first time by scamming some delivery pizza to the OUA. Vajiel, at first reluctant, is overwhelmed and promptly orders five more pizzas, eating them all. The next day, she develops symptoms not unlike pregnancy and Alvie realizes at the last possible instant that the angel Vajiel is going to take a dump for the first time in her long life. Brett is horrified and avoids the matter, but Alvie gets her to a toilet on time and talks her through the 'delivery' of a healthy steaming turd.
2018
Talador is out of office again. After the fiasco of Jesus' last look-in, this time Brett is put in charge, with predictable results. A surprise visit from Jesus throws matters into chaos when he does his water-to-wine trick with the office coolers -- and with the fish tank which holds Talador's prize goldfish. Brett is terrified of Talador's wrath, and begs for Alvie's help.
2018
The OUA Judgement team gets a backlog case: a Catholic priest who saved more than 300 Jewish children from the Nazis by turning them into his personal pedophilic harem.
2018
The new case is a very important man, once the leader of a prosperous South Pacific nation. He is a devout Catholic, but a thoroughgoing racist, sexist, right-wing corporate tool-bag. Brett loves him at once and wants to send him straight upstairs. Unfortunately, the chap in question died as a result of some questionable activities with the red-haired female leader of the New Nice Nazi party. Bluntly: he died of being buggered with a colossal sex toy in the shape of a dog cock. The Catholic chap insists it was a legitimate medical procedure. Alvie keeps dredging up the man's appalling, miserable past, goading the man until finally, the man loses his temper and physically threatens Vajiel.